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But I can't confront the doubts I have. I can't admit that maybe the past was bad.And so, for the sake of momentum, I'm condemning the future to death so it can match the past.
- SM_007
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2014130Dark Helmet (Spaceballs)1,2,3,4,5?? Thats the kind of combination an idiot puts on his luggage!
2613988C.J. Cregg (The West Wing)Outraged? I'm barely surprised. This is a country where women aren't allowed to drive a car. They're not allowed to be in the company of any man other than a close relative. They're required to adhere to a dress code that would make a Maryknoll nun look like Malibu Barbie. They beheaded 121 people last year for robbery, rape, and drug trafficking. They have no free press, no elected government, no political parties. And the Royal Family allows the Religious Police to travel in groups of six carrying nightsticks and they freely and publicly beat women. But 'Brutus is an honorable man.' 17 schoolgirls were forced to burn alive because they weren't wearing the proper clothing. Am I outraged? No. . . . That is Saudi Arabia, our partners in peace.
1513951Jeremy Allison ()SMB wasn't designed remember, it grew like a particularly ugly wart - with layers and layers of glop added onto a simple DOS filesharing interface, so it has no consistency at all.
2513439Richard Feynman ()Science is like sex: sometimes something useful comes out, but that is not the reason we are doing it.
241736Legna Krra ()...but you have to remember Paul is a fucking moron.
201345Homer Simpson ()Ohh, look at me. I'm making people happy! I'm the magical man, from happyland! In a gum drop house on lollypop lane...
19899Anonymous ()If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
14799unknown ()The reason that every major university maintains a department of mathematics is that it's cheaper than institutionalizing all those people.
29221Anonymous ()Funny, there's a brightness dial on the monitor, but the users don't get any smarter.
23211Mark Twain ()Get the facts first. You can distort them later.