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I believe that a scientist looking at nonscientific problems is just as dumb as the next guy.
- Richard Feynman
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21843d Gaming Net (Review of Starcraft: Brood War)The game leaves out one much-needed feature: the ability to have Blizzard contact your friends and relatives every few days and let them know the reason you haven't been around.
1687A Messenger (Clan novel Lasombra)Six million American, a copy of two pages of the Sargon Fragment, all the resources you need, the best protection from reprisal we can offer, transportation in the form of air transit at your convienience, a vehicle of your choosing, and if i read the fine print properly 50 free hours on AOL. The last is of course negotiable.
2793Abraham Maslow ()It is tempting, if the only tool you have is a hammer, to treat everything as if it were a nail.
18100Agent Smith (The Matrix)Do you hear that, Mr. Anderson? That's the sound of inevitability. The sound of your death.
1495Agent Smith (The Matrix)I'm going to be honest with you. I hate this place. This zoo; this prison; this reality. Whatever you want to call it. I can't stand it any longer. It's the smell! If there is such a thing. I feel...saturated by it. I can...taste...your stink. And every time I do, I feel I have somehow been...infected...by it. It's repulsive. I must get out of here. I must get free! And in this mind...is the key.
2489Alan Cox ()Documentation is worth it just to be able to answer all your mail with 'RTFM'.
2280Albert Einstein ()The only thing that hinders my learning is my education.
2077An Unfamous DM ()"Don't forget, only you can prevent Balor Fires!" Said to the an adventuring party by a Magical Bear that could talk, with a +5 Shovel.
3476Anonymous ()God grant me patience, but I want it right now.
3392Anonymous ()It's not a lie. It's just very special kind of truth.
29221Anonymous ()Funny, there's a brightness dial on the monitor, but the users don't get any smarter.
2999Anonymous ()On behalf of the State of Texas, I'd like to apologize for George W. Bush. We promise we won't do it again.
2999Anonymous ()Question: Is it better to abide by the rules until they're changed or help speed the change by breaking them?
2980Anonymous ()Join the army, see the world, meet interesting people and kill them.
2881Anonymous ()A vote for the lesser of two evils is still a vote for Evil.
2777Anonymous ()Nobody's going to believe that computers are intelligent till they start coming in late and lying about it.
2592Anonymous ()I don't have a solution but I admire the problem.
2589Anonymous ()People of integrity expect to be believed. When they aren't, they let time prove them right.
2483Anonymous ()The following statement is true. The preceeding statement was false.
2283Anonymous ()My advice is to get married. If you find a good wife, you'll be happy. If not, you'll become a philosopher.
2197Anonymous ()ATTENTION: New bug found in Windows 2000, self destruct timer bug! Have a guess what might hap.. . . ..
2190Anonymous ()I'm not a vegetarian becouse I love animals, but because I hate plants!
21101Anonymous ()I either want less corruption, or more chance to participate in it.
2185Anonymous ()Swipple's Rule of Order: He who shouts the loudest has the floor.
2190Anonymous ()You've got to dance like no one's watching and love like it's not going to hurt.
2198Anonymous (talking about Code Red)My God, I just realized that the worm's creator was obviously a man with an ex-girlfriend. It has a monthly cycle. It spends the 2/3rds of the month putting its nose in where it doesn't belong. It then spends the remaining 1/3 of the month on a complete lashing-out, bitchfest. Gads. Couldn't he have just gotten drunk instead?
21103Anonymous ()How to figure your cost of living: Take your income and add 10%.
2094Anonymous ()Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.
2089Anonymous ()A computer scientist is someone who, when told to 'go to hell', sees the 'go to', rather than the destination, as harmful.
1998Anonymous ()If you notice this notice then you will notice this notice is not worth noticing...so if you do notice this notice, try not to notice this notice...OK?
1992Anonymous ()Patience is a virtue, afforded those with nothing better to do.
19899Anonymous ()If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
1989Anonymous ()The Pentium's floating point unit is said to comply to IEEE fp standards. If you're on an airplane with a Pentium-powered air data computer, how is IEEE pronounced?Aieeeeeeeeeeeee!
19107Anonymous ()Economists are still trying to figure out why the girls with the least principle draw the most interest.
1789Anonymous ()There are three ways to get something done: do it yourself, hire someone, or forbid your kids to do it.
1686Anonymous ()To desire the end is to desire the means: if you are not prepared to do what is necessary to achieve it, you never wanted it at all.
1599Anonymous ()Definition - alarm clock: a device for waking up people who don't have small children.
1393Anonymous ()Godwins Law: As a Usenet discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Nazis or Hitler approaches one.
10100Anonymous ()How can anybody be enlightened? Truth is after all so poorly lit.
3498Ariela` ()Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular?
23210Aristotle ()A tyrant must put on the appearance of uncommon devotion to religion. Subjects are less apprehensive of illegal treatment from a ruler whom they consider godfearing and pious. On the other hand, they do less easily move against him, believing that he has the gods on his side.
2286Ash (Army of Darkness)Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun.
2591atopian ()Zealot: A user who believes the product they support is always better and will throw meaningless benchmarks out onto the newsgroup in order to confuse and win people over to his/her particular product. When two zealots with opposing views enter a war they suck everyone in with them.
1284Augustin (Book: Vampire - Clan Novel Nosferatu (p. 18))Assumptions are but the signpost of an undisciplined intellect.
2088Azriel ()Reality crept in, so I sued him for tresspassing.
2173Benjamin Franklin ()Those who would trade Freedom in order to find Security shall not have, nor do they deserve either one.
1694Bill Garret (Wheel of Time FAQ)Of course the FAQ isn't 100% correct. Much of it is devoted to describing opposing viewpoints on key questions. For example, consider the 'Who killed Asmodean?' entry. Numerous theories are presented, but at most one of them is correct and the rest are wrong -- unless Asmodean was killed by a posse consisting of various Forsaken, Myrdraal, darkfriend Aiel, Padan Fain, and Bela.
2488Blair Shewchuk ()So if you aren't a cracker, and don't qualify as a hacker, what are you? A whacker? Or maybe just wacko? Some people have suggested vandal, which is fine since they're all dead and won't write any e-mail complaints to the CBC.
2878Bruce Lee ()The real competitor is the one who gives all he has, all the time.
2613988C.J. Cregg (The West Wing)Outraged? I'm barely surprised. This is a country where women aren't allowed to drive a car. They're not allowed to be in the company of any man other than a close relative. They're required to adhere to a dress code that would make a Maryknoll nun look like Malibu Barbie. They beheaded 121 people last year for robbery, rape, and drug trafficking. They have no free press, no elected government, no political parties. And the Royal Family allows the Religious Police to travel in groups of six carrying nightsticks and they freely and publicly beat women. But 'Brutus is an honorable man.' 17 schoolgirls were forced to burn alive because they weren't wearing the proper clothing. Am I outraged? No. . . . That is Saudi Arabia, our partners in peace.
2884Cadrys ()It is often easer to gain forgiveness than permission.
1186Cameron's Law ()An honest politician is one who, when he is bought, will stay bought.
1789Carl von Clausewitz ()War is the continuation of Politcs by different means.
2481Carl Zwanzi ()Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together...
24105Cecil Adams ()There is no surer way to ruin a good discussion than to contaminate it with the facts.
2894centron ()There will come a day when I shall give up and resort to dealing with idiots by brandishing a pointy stick.
35103Cerial Killer and Geeves Giovanni (Matts Whitewolf Chicago Campaign)But I already told you man, that is not our pot! We stole that car and the pot was already in it! Honest!
2275Charles Schultz ()Don't worry about the world coming to an end today.It's already tomorrow in Australia.
2595Clemenceau ()War is waged by nice people who kill each other without even knowing their names, all of this to the benefit of perfect b______s, who know each other very well, but will never kill each other.
2194CmdrTaco (U.S. 2000 Election commentary)I wish I could say its over ... closure with a President with the qualifications of a head of lettuce is still closure, but I suspect the mainstream media will continue to harp on this for awhile.
17102Common ()A rich man is one with knowledge, happiness, and his health.
2877C|Net (Top 10 List)Microsoft would have left Netscape alone except Netscape started writing bloated, buggy software. And there's no way Microsoft wants anyone else in that market.
1491dah_q ()Age is a quality of mind; If you've left your dreams behind, If hope is cold, If you no longer look ahead; If your ambitious fires are dead, Then you are old.
2486Dan Quayle ()If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure.
2484Dark Cloaked Figure (TIE Fighter)Let not your anger blind you, rather, let it consume you; and only in the purity of your hatred, will you find the deaths of your enemies. Long Live EMPEROR PALPATINE!
2014130Dark Helmet (Spaceballs)1,2,3,4,5?? Thats the kind of combination an idiot puts on his luggage!
26102Dark Lord Tridus ()DAMNIT I'm not the evil tyrant, I'm the Reveared Dark Lord! Why can no one remember that!
2185David Hyatt (Mozilla progress report)While installing the aforementioned new hardware, I noticed that my computer had way too many gigabytes free. I therefore took the liberty of installing many games into these free gigabytes in an effort to ensure that those rarely-used gigabytes were still functioning properly. I also tested the games extensively to ensure that my disk access times were well within the expected boundaries. I am pleased to report that my disk is in good shape.
2684David Wren-Hardin ()I of course have zero evidence for this, but since when has that stopped any of us?
2076dbarclay10 ()Round the firewall, Out the modem, Past the server, Through the router, Down the wire, NOTHING BUT NET.
2686DebtAngel ()If somebody is annoying you, it takes 42 muscles to frown at them....but ony four to smack them upside the head.
1699DebtAngel (Riptide Communist Alliance reaction)Did i overreact? Probably. I was having a bad day in general, and Communist symbols starting showing up all over the place, and if I'm going to vent, it's not going to be at somebody who has the power to fire my ass.
13133delmoi ()The Internet was cool. But the Online, Cyberspace, Information Super Web is not.
2080Derek Bok ()If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.
2192DeSegur ()Men say of women what pleases them; women do with men what pleases them.
20151dScribe ()Don't put off until tomorrow what you can put off until the day after tomorrow.
18103Duff ()I heard the other day that no powered-down Windows NT system has ever been remotely compromised. That's almost as impressive.
2182Edmund Blackadder ()Am I paying for this abuse or is it extra?
3095elayne ()I don't like getting drunk, being drunk, or waking up the next morning undrunk.
1999Ezeriah Beljar ()Before people are married, they are together because its fun.. after they are married, they're together because they promised.. Remember that..
1891François, Duc de la Rochefoucauld ()Our distrust justifies the deceit of others.
18111G. Henrichs ()One treats others with courtesy not because they are gentlemen or gentlewomen, but because you are.
29101Geglash (Diablo 2)All my years of brawling, of pummeling the unsuspecting and the deserving, have yielded two insights. You can either fight, or you can run. All other strategies are variations of these.
28100General George Patton ()The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his.
1584Geoffrey Welsh (istar.discussion)I am BillGatus of Borg. You will be Assimi*** GENERAL PROTECTION FAULT **
2393George Bernard Shaw ()All great truths begin as blasphemies.
1682George Carlin ()Looking at the state of the today's society... if there even is a God, he is definitely a man. Why? No woman could or would ever f*** things up this badly.
1691George Orwell ()He who controls the past controls the future. He who controls the present controls the past.
1895Ghaleon (Lunar 2: Eternal Blue)Truly if there is a god of Destiny, he is fond of plot twists.
2379Golias ()90% of the people in the world are idiots. Everybody knows this, and thinks they are part of the other 10%.
2094Greg Knauss ()Oblivious to the fact that their market share was disappearing faster than donuts in the break room, the Mozilla Project programmers repeatedly abandoned real-world progress and accomplishments for - and this is the technical term - cool shit.
2285Harvey Danger ()I hear the voices in my head; I swear to god it sounds like they're snoring.
2095Harvey Fong ()Those who complain about the current generation seem to have forgotten who raised them.
1889Henk de Wilde ()Being crazy just means you're having original delusions.
2063Henry Ford ()You can't build a reputation based on what your going to do.
2190Hesketh Pearson ()Misquotations are the only quotations that are never misquoted.
2179Hired Goons ()1-800-gogoons: For when you need to make a point.
1683Hired Goons ()1-800-gogoons: For when second in line just isn't good enough.
1590Hired Goons ()1-800-gogoons: Because sometimes diplomacy needs a helping fist.
2485Homer Simpson ()Oh they have the Internet on Computers now?
2382Homer Simpson ()Facts can be used to prove anything that is even remotely true.
2381Homer Simpson ()But Marge...you're missing the point. It was a team effort; and I was the one that came up with the whole team idea!
2288Homer Simpson ()Forty seconds? But I want it now!
201345Homer Simpson ()Ohh, look at me. I'm making people happy! I'm the magical man, from happyland! In a gum drop house on lollypop lane...
2094Homer Simpson ()Trying is the first step toward failure.
21105Howard Aiken ()Don't worry about people stealing your ideas. If your ideas are any good, you'll have to ram them down people's throats.
2782Ian Petley ()"What do you mean? Just because there's one hundred pounds of smokepowder in this boat doesn't mean they'd possibly target it with a fireball spell!" Said to the party in a ship-to-ship battle before the Mage on the other side cast Create Flame inside the hull.
1677infodragon ()For more than 4 generations the IT Professionals were the guardians of qualty and stability in software. Before the dark times. Before Microsoft...
1192Inquisitor Federron d'Carmol ()A Man without a name is but a ghost, passing through the world unnoticed. His achievements, regardless of their greatness, will be dissipated in the breeze or attached to the name of another; for he has no name of his own to remember him by.
2483istartedi ()If I had wanted your website to make noise I would have licked my finger and rubbed it across the monitor.
1991Jack Handey ()Broken promises don't upset me. I just think, why did they believe me?
2375Jack Sparrow (Pirates of the Caribbean)Me? I’m dishonest. And a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. Its the honest ones you have to watch out for. You can never predict when they’ll do something incredibly stupid.
2097Jackie Mason ()Money is not the most important thing n the world. Love is.Fortunately, I love money.
1799Jakob Nielsen (Article)In essence, we can state much of Web usability as: answer customers' questions, get to the point, and take it easy on the bells and whistles. If only we could get websites to stop annoying users, much would be gained.
2469Jean-Luc Picard (Star Trek: TNG)When the first link of the chain is forged, the first speech censored, the first thoughts forbidden, the first freedom denied. It chains us all irreparably.
1513951Jeremy Allison ()SMB wasn't designed remember, it grew like a particularly ugly wart - with layers and layers of glop added onto a simple DOS filesharing interface, so it has no consistency at all.
14103Jeremy Allison ()SMB wasn't designed remember, it grew like a particularly ugly wart - with layers and layers of glop added onto a simple DOS filesharing interface, so it has no consistency at all.
15113Jesser ()Eight plus one is infinite for sufficiently sideways values of eight.
1384Joe Clark ()Jean Chrétien's first reaction...was to deny there is a brain drain. Now, I'm not sure how he'd know...
1490John Gildred ()Oh, and keep in mind -- David kicked Goliath's ass.
2870Jon Erikson ()Democracy is like two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for lunch.
2777Josef Stalin ()The people who vote decide nothing. The people who count the votes decide everything.
2590Josef Stalin ()The death of one man is a tragedy; the death of a million is a statistic.
3082Junior J. Junior III ()Give a man a fish, he owes you one fish. Teach a man to fish, you give up your monopoly on fisheries.
1485Justin Trudeau ()But this is not the end. He left politics in '84. But he came back for Meech. He came back for Charlottetown. He came back to remind us of who we are and what we're all capable of. But he won't be coming back anymore. It's all up to us, all of us, now. The woods are lovely, dark and deep. He has kept his promises and earned his sleep. Je t'aime Papa.
2581Kaa ()Kaa's Law: In any sufficiently large group of people most are idiots.
1886Kallie Lasn ()Osama has America spooked. All the tough talk, flag-waving and marketing jingo can't hide Osama's strategic victory: he's turned America into it's own worst enemy. Americans are on the run, afraid of one another, spying on each other, suppressing each other's freedoms. On the global stage, the Bush administration is posturing, swaggering, overreacting. September 11th has revealed a superpower more paranoid and vulnerable than anyone could have imagined, and sympathy for the wounded nation is fading fast. America has once again become a rallying point for resistance. It's sad to see the true-blue hero of World War II and of my youth, now turn into a spaghetti-western parody of itself. Right now, I'm more afraid of President Bush and his never- ending war on terrorism than I am of the terrorists themselves.
1985Kate (Frasier)He takes a pot shot at you, and you should come back at him in your Ivy League 'look at me I've got a thesaurus' kind of way.
1899Kent Brockman ()All this drinking, violence, destruction of property...is this what we think of when we think of the Irish?
1973Kibo ()It better to be feared than loved, fear feigned can still be made real.
2991Larien ()Do not meddle in the affairs of sysadmins, for they are quick to anger and have not need for subtlety.
1875Lazarus Long ()History has the relation to truth that theology has to religion-i.e. none to speak of.
3099Legna Krra ()I prefer the term morally challenged.
241736Legna Krra ()...but you have to remember Paul is a fucking moron.
1676Lews Therin Telamon (Winters Heart (p 40))A man who trusts everyone is a fool, and a man who trusts no one is a fool. We are all fools, if we live long enough
1675Lews Therin Telamon ()I would not mind you in my head, if you were not so clearly mad.
1988Lord Byron ()Those who will not reason, are bigots, those who cannot, are fools, and those who dare not, are slaves.
1981Lord Morley ()You have not converted a man because you have silenced him.
2195Loreena McKennitt ()In the end, I wonder if one of the most important steps on our journey is the one in which we throw away the map. In jettisoning the grinds and brambles of our own preconceptions, perhaps we are better able to find the real secrets of each place; to remember that we are all extensions of our collective history.
2095Louis ()After all, no wedding is complete without its fair share of sugar.
1590Louis (NERO)Queldonas Law: If Queldonas has been seen in the area, *everything* is a Vampire.
1590Louis ()No Jewel, your father did not shed his blood so that everybody would be forced to call you by title. Nor did he do it so that a pompus self-serving know-it-all gaje could try to warp your mind by manipulating your feelings towards your father, although I suppose its to be expected from certain types...
1197Louis ()From what I hear, I'm not well liked among the local mothers because I believe no child in town should ever go without cookies.
1272MadFarmAnimalz ()Recursive: adj. see Recursive
19100Magneto (X-Men the movie)Yes, a bolt of lightning into a huge copper conductor. I thought you lived at a school.
1484Magneto (X-Men the movie)I will bring you hope, old friend, and I ask only one thing in return. Don't get in my way.
2398Malakai Vezeel (NERO)No true lazy person ever describes himself as lazy, as descriptions only waste valuable sleeping time.
2482Mark Twain ()If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man.
23212Mark Twain ()Get the facts first. You can distort them later.
23140Mark Twain ()The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter.
1595Mark Twain ()Soap and education are not as sudden as a massacre, but they are more deadly in the long run.
16100Marko Karppinen ()Friends don’t let friends use table-based layouts.
2299Mathes Dunsirn (Giovanni Elder)I was given a choice; to be a slave in heaven or a star in hell. I think I made the right decision, want my autograph?
1779Matt (My WoT Game)What Oath?
1899Matt McIrvin ()But IE3 is almost completely extinct, whereas Netscape 4's undead corpse still shambles about the earth wreaking a horrific vengeance upon the living.
19113Maurice "Rocket" Richard ()I was never that good of a skater, I just tried hard.
3081Maximum PC (Daikatana Review)Four years for this?... It sucks. It sucks big-time. In fact, it sucks so bad, we have to wonder what kind of curious monstrosity the developers could have created with an eight-year product cycle.
3098Microsoft (Windows 95)Error moving file: "Your feeble skills are no match for the powers of the Dark Side".
2778Microsoft (Windows 95)Error moving file: Your Feeble Skills Are No Match For The Powers Of The Dark Side.
2597Microsoft ()Error. Windows did not find a mouse attached to your system. Click ok to continue.
2589Microsoft (Windows 95)If you continue running Windows, your system may become unstable.
2295Microsoft (Windows 2000)Error deleting file or folder. Cannot delete file competition: There is not enough free disk space. Delete one or more files to free disk space, and then try again.
2495Mike Godwin ()I worry about my child and the Internet all the time, even though she's too young to have logged on yet. Here's what I worry about. I worry that 10 or 15 years from now, she will come to me and say 'Daddy, where were you when they took freedom of the press away from the Internet?'
14101MindStalker ()A nerd is someone whose life revolved around computers and technology. A geek is someone whose life revolves around computers and technology, and likes it.
2488Montreal Canadians locker room wall ()To you from failing hands we throw the torch. Be it yours to hold high.
1997MrHat ()43rd Law of Computing: Anything that can go wrfortune: Segmentation violation -- Core dumped.
2296Napoleon Bonaparte ()Never attribute to malice that which can satisfactorily be explained by incompetence.
2384Narri ()Diplomacy is the art of saying 'nice doggie' until you can find a rock.
21100Narri ()get a taste of religion.. lick a witch.
2396Neal Stephenson ()If you don't like having choices made for you, you should start making your own.
1591Neo (The Matrix)I know you're out there; I can feel you now. I know that you're afraid. You're afraid of us; you're afraid of change. I don't know the future - I didn't come here to tell you how this is going to end. I came here to tell you how this is going to begin. Now, I'm going to hang up this phone, and I'm going to show these people what you don't want them to see. I'm going to show them a world without you - a world without rules, and controls, without borders, or boundaries. A world...where anything is possible. Where we go from there...is a choice I leave up to you.
2187Nicholas Bodley ()God must have loved people who don't think -- he made so many of them.
3187Nietzche ()Ah, women. They make the highs higher and lows more frequent.
2797Oliver Wendell Holmes ()A mind once stretched by a new idea never regains its original dimension.
2372orpheus ()If you can go to bed each night knowing you did something truly valuable, you're a lucky guy. If you can't, it's not bedtime yet.
2394Oscar Ameringer ()Politics -- the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich by promising to protect each from the other.
20108Oscar Wilde ()Democracy means simply the bludgeoning of the people by the people for the people.
2890Otto von Bismarck ()People never lie so much as after a hunt, during a war, or before an election.
2575Otto von Bismarck ()Never believe in anything until it has been officially denied.
31108P.J. O'Rourke ()Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.
18105Paul Tomblin ()The PROPER way to handle HTML postings is to cancel the article, then hire a hitman to kill the poster, his wife and kids, and fuck his dog and smash his computer into little bits. Anything more is just extremism.
2397PC Election Commercial ()It's the greatest pack of lies ever sold! And for the price of a $200-million election you get to listen to more lies.
23101Pete McBreen (Software Craftsmanship: The New Imperative)A negative net fix rate is best explained by the old programmers' drinking song, "Ninety-nine bugs in a program, fix one bug, now there are 100 bugs in the program."
1872Peter (Family Guy)Look, the two symbols of the Republican Party: an elephant, and a fat white guy who feels threatened by change.
2597Phil Green ()For a list of the ways which technology has failed to improve our quality of life, press 3.
2491Preston Manning ()If you believe you can stimulate a $700 billion economy with $2 billion in economic investment, then you must believe that you can start a 747 with a flashlight battery.
1898puppet ()I see that the problem with my ascention to power and world domination is that everyone else gets access to the really good tech at the same time as me.
2688Ralph Waldo Emerson ()Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.
2485Rasheman ()Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
2285remande ()The basis of all love is respect.
2513440Richard Feynman ()Science is like sex: sometimes something useful comes out, but that is not the reason we are doing it.
2287Richard Feynman ()I believe that a scientist looking at nonscientific problems is just as dumb as the next guy.
3184Rick Wightman ()The computer does exactly what I tell it to, and not what I actually want it to do. - Programmers Lament
2697Robert Louis Stevens ()To know what you prefer instead of humbly saying Amen to what the world tells you you ought to prefer, is to have kept your soul alive.
2387Robert Orben ()Sometimes I get the feeling the whole world is against me, but deep down I know that's not true. Some of the smaller countries are neutral.
21176Roger Ashby ()He (Pedro Guerro) is so dumb that he thinks a 3,2 count is a short Vampire.
1982Romani proverb ()Those who wish to strike fear into others are themselves afraid.
2496Ross Perot ()The debt is like a crazy aunt we keep down in the basement. All the neighbors know she's down there, but nobody wants to talk about her.
17100rRaminrodt ()Hey this random race isn't in the instruction book!
28101Russel H. Ewing ()A boss creates fear, a leader confidence. A boss fixes blame, a leader corrects mistakes. A boss knows all, a leader asks questions. A boss makes work drudgery, a leader makes it interesting. A boss is interested in himself or herself, a leader is interested in the group.
3494Russian proverb ()Pray to God, but keep rowing to shore.
1789Ruth Hermence Green ()There was a time when religion ruled the world. It is known as the Dark Ages.
2098Ryan ()News: The rights to use the exclamation point has been bought by Microsoft, please start using MS-Exclamation point 1.0, as the standard exclamation point is no longer compatible with it.P.S. MS-Exclamation point 1.0 is now an integrated, non-removeable part of all sentences, if you try to remove it, your sentences will no longer operate correctly!©Yes, there are other punctuation marks out there, but the ease of use of MS-Exclamation point 1.0 (and it's mandatory bonding to all sentences) will keep you coming back for more!©
25101Sam (Gorbe proverb)That which does not kill me, is dead when I'm through with it.
1692Samuel Butler ()A chicken is an eggs way of making another egg.
2685Segmond ()Curiousity may have killed the cat, but lack of it is slowly killing humanity...
2282sgant ()Give a man a fire, he's warm for a day...set a man on fire and he's warm for the rest of his life.
23180Slashdot.org (Random Quote)No wonder Clairol makes so much money selling shampoo. Lather, Rinse, Repeat is an infinite loop!
2180Slashdot.org (Random Quote)The average individual's position in any hierarchy is a lot like pulling a dogsled - there's no real change of scenery except for the lead dog.
2493SM_007 ()But I can't confront the doubts I have. I can't admit that maybe the past was bad.And so, for the sake of momentum, I'm condemning the future to death so it can match the past.
2379South Park (Bigger, Longer, and Uncut)"Waitaminute...so you can't say fuck?" "No" "And you can't say shit??" "No." "So you can't say 'I'm Eric Cartman the fattest fucking piece of shit in the world?'" "FUCK YOU!" *Zap*
2181Spanish saying ()The thief believes that all are of his kind.
1979Spock ()I have never understood the female capacity to avoid a direct answer to any question.
1993Stanach ()Life is just a collection of memories, and memories are like starlight, they go on forever.
2287Startup Screen ()Keyboard not detected, press F1 to resume.
2788Stephen Samuel ()If you're not on somebody's shit list, you're not doing anything worthwhile.
1983Sue Sims (news://news.opera.no/opera.general/21857)All of this discussion is speculative. If you have no specific knowledge of how some mythical software is intended to interact with some other mythical software, then all the speculative guesswork in the world is just...mythical
2674Superintendant Chalmers ()Prayer has no place in Public School, just like facts have no place in organized religion.
2686Susan Ertz ()Millions long for immortality who do not know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday afternoon.
1977Ta'Wane Varados di Mardyas ()It is easier to capture a Dragon than to tame a Gypsy.
1988Takysa ()Hee hee.... really, now.... :P These aren't horns... they're the holders for my halo... it must be around here somewhere...
15100tau zero ()This post made from 100% post-consumer recycled magnetic domains. No binary trees were cut down to make it.
2376The Book of Mozilla (section 12:10)And the beast shall come forth surrounded by a roiling cloud of vengeance. The house of the unbelievers shall be razed and they shall be scorched to the earth. Their tags shall blink until the end of days.
1087The Book of Mozilla (section 3:31, red letter edition)And the beast shall be made legion. Its numbers shall be increased a thousand thousand fold. The din of a million keyboards like unto a great storm shall cover the earth, and the followers of Mammon shall tremble.
2190The Globe and Mail ()The questions before us are: Did God create Kansas and, if so, why can't Kansas evolve like everything else in the universe?
2188TheInquirer.Net ()If you work 24/7 that's only 3.42857142857142857142857142857143 hours a day.
1889Theo Bell (Clan novel Brujah)Unlife is hard enough without paramilitary gun toting mortals getting in the way.
2480Thomas Aybara ()Perhaps it is just my strictly human upbringing, but I would think that a wedding ceremony being officiated by one's wife would be somewhat awkward."Do you, my husband, take this woman to be your wife?"
1997Thor Shenkel ()Just be warned, as long as you bring it up here, it'll be an itch that someone will have to scratch, and instead of ingernails, they might use a cheese grater for wider and more thorough coverage.
2079Tim Berners-Lee ()Anyone who slaps a 'this page is best viewed with Browser X' label on a Web page appears to be yearning for the bad old days, before the Web, when you had very little chance of reading a document written on another computer, another word processor, or another network.
2391Tollef Fog Heen ()This is the unix version of the LoveBug virus and in the spirit of such it depends on the user community to propagate. please send this message to all of your friends and randomly delete numerous files from your system.
2191Tom Clancy ()The difference between fiction and reality is that fiction has to make sense.
1696TOR Publishing ()Persistent Internet rumors to the contrary, we do not have it or future unpublished volumes in the series locked in a strongbox, nor do we customarily withhold massively popular books from their fans while twirling our mustaches and cackling evilly. The much more prosaic truth is that we schedule "Wheel of Time" books approximately one nanosecond after they are written and edited.
2489Tori Amos ()You really haven't achieved anything until you have a good ol' Sociopath following you.
3079Tough Love ()You left them alone in a room with a penguin?! Mr Gates, your men are already dead.
2397Tridus ()And the wrestling is the cause of violence thing is easy to deal with. If westling is the cause of violence, then Soap Operas are the cause of dysfunctional families, the news is the cause of depression, and of course, the moral breakdown of society is caused entirely by Video Games and Paganism, and not in fact politicians selling out to Corporations and creating a generally cynical public.
2079Tridus ()SELECT * FROM users WHERE clue > 0; 0 rows found.
17100Tridus ()INSERT INTO stomach(food,quality) VALUES('hot dog','yummy')
1394Tridus (Famous Last Words)I'm the leader of the Black Tower, I never miss!
1194Tridus (Livejournal Entry)I gave her the most romantic gift ever given: WWF WrestleMania X-7 on DVD.
73Tridus (About Kitten Sanctuary)You know, I think "hardcore" and "kitten saving action" are mutually exclusive.
1590Tungsten ()You should always run a copy of Server, Workstations are for weenies!
2588Tyler Durden (Fight Club)You are not your job. You are not the money in your bank account. You are not the car you drive. You are not how much money is in your wallet. You are not your fucking khakis. You are the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world.
2085Tyler Durden (Fight Club)Our generation has had no Great Depression, no Great War. Our war is spiritual. Our depression is our lives.
3077unknown (Magnolia)We may be through with the past, but the past is not through with us.
2484Unknown ()When a young man complains that a young woman has no heart, it is a pretty sure sign that she has his.
2482unknown ()Don't you hate when there's too much month at the end of the money?
22110Unknown ()Harboring resentment is like giving yourself a dose of poison and waiting for the other person to die.
1692unknown ()We the unwilling, led by the unqualified, are doing the impossible for the ungrateful.
14799unknown ()The reason that every major university maintains a department of mathematics is that it's cheaper than institutionalizing all those people.
2982Voltaire ()I disagree with what you say, but shall defend to death your right to say it.
3285Weez ()One nice thing about egotists: They don't talk about other people.
2787Weez ()If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
2189Weez ()I heard a great fact, married men die sooner then married women, why? cause they want to :-)
1794William Blake ()If the doors of perception were cleansed everything would appear to man as it is, infinite.
1677William James ()A great many people think they are thinking when they are merely rearranging their prejudices.
2283Willum ()That was not a flame. That was a brusque 'Your post has been given the nano-seconds worth of consideration it so richly eserves, and been categorically rejected.'
1887Woody Allen ()There are two types of people in this world, good and bad. The good sleep better, but the bad seem to enjoy the waking hours much more.
1295Wren Walker ()While the Washington clan is buzzing the beltway talking on their cell phones and prying all the salacious details out of every intern's best friend, netizens are reading the Jerusalem Post, The Afghanistan News Service or The St. Petersburg Times. Goddess knows, that's the only way we will hear about anything in the world outside of Dupont Circle.
1692Y2T (War Room Deathmatch)Heh, heh, teach you what? How to take a fall? How to take a good beating? Heh, heh, you already have that down pat kid, I don't need to teach you how to do that. Heh, heh.
2185Yoda (The Empire Strikes Back)Fear is the path to the dark side, Fear leads to Anger, Anger leads to Hate, Hate... leads to Suffering.
14103Yoda of Borg ()Yoda of Borg are we: Futile is resistance. Assimilate you, we will.
19100Zalgon26 ()Sturgeon's Law: 90% of everything is crap. My addendum: Sturgeon was an optimist.
15191zerodvyd ()The only dangerous mind is a closed mind.
2499Zimbabwean Proverb ()If you can walk, you can dance.If you can talk, you can sing.