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Legal Notice to Mysterious Voice

Author: The Lord DebtAngel ()
Date: 2000-03-11 00:00:00

I have patented the Deathmatch Systems Interruption business method, where the lighting systems, Deathmatch-O-Vision, and sound systems are circumvented. So, unless I see a cheque for $250,000 on my desk tomorrow, your soul is mine.


FNWRDM--Sounds of Death--Shaidar Hardan vs. PegLegBoy - Sid6.9 - 2000-03-10 00:00:00
-Legal Notice to Mysterious Voice - The Lord DebtAngel - 2000-03-11 00:00:00
-thats definately the best deathmatch so far this season. - Tridus - 2000-03-10 00:00:00
-**MysteryMan walks down to the Death Match** - Reed - 2000-03-10 00:00:00
-As the paramedics come down to the ring... - rRaminrodt - 2000-03-10 00:00:00