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Hehehehe. Your 'pants' one was better though. :P

Author: SM_007 ()
Date: 2000-05-18 00:00:00

On Thursday, May 18, 2000 at 8:17:15 PM RStefan01 wrote:
>SM_007: The President's sex toys should last two months!
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>RStefan01: I'm sexy!
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>SoulTaker: Yeah! Yeah! Two months! I agree with SM_007!
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>Akardam: Use my new sex toys, fools!
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>SM_007: Really? You like my sex toys?
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>SoulTaker: Yip!
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>SM_007: Cool! Make me a sex toy!
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>Tridus: No.
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>SM_007: Aw, why not?
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>Tridus: Shut up.
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>SM_007: Aw.
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>Akardam: Use my new sex toys, mortals!
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>MysteryMan: I told SM_007 to use me in his sex toys!
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>SM_007: Oh, hi. How's it going?
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>MysteryMan: Shut up.
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>Sid6.9: I'm not dead!
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>Edge: I'm not dead!
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>DarthNinny: Hey, long time no sex toys.
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>Edge: Grrr!
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>DarthNinny: Whoops, I mean I'm not dead!
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>Sid6.9: Better!
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>()ver(V)ind: Hey, I'm not dead either!
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>Tridus: Yes you are.
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>()ver(V)ind: I am?
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>Tridus: Da.
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>()ver(V)Ind: Wait, no I'm not!
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>Tridus: Well, you're sick.
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>()ver(V)ind: I'm getting sex toys.
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>Tridus: No, you're not.
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>()ver(V)ind: I'm not?
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>Tridus: Da.
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>()ver(V)ind: Damn. Okay, okay, I'll leave.
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>SM_007: Yeah, leave!
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>MysteryMan: Shut up.
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>Styx: I wrote a story!
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>SM_007: Hey, that's a pretty good sex toy!
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>Tridus: Shut up.
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>SM_007: Aw...
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>Akardam: Check out my new sex toys, heathens!
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>kwerkey: No! Get an @kwerkey.net sex toy!
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>Akardam: sex toys!
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>kwerkey: E-mail sex toys!
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>Akardam: sex toys!
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>kwerkey: E-mail sex toys!
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>SM_007: Why don't you BOTH shut up!
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>rRaminrodt: That's it! I've had enough of your sex toys!
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>SM_007: Oh yeah?! What are ya doing to do about it, tubby?
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>rRaminrodt: I'm gonna write confusing stories and mess up the sex toys!
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>Psycho Sam!: Yeah! Me too!
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>SM_007: *Screams in a high-pitched voice.*
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>kwerkey: You know what?
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>Tridus: What?
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>kwerkey: BandWidth's MOM's sex toys! Huh huh huh.
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>Ravage!: Yeah, huh huh huh.
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>Tankhead: Huh huh huh. He said "mom." Huh huh.
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>RStefan01: I'm sexy!
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>*fin*
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>sex toys reign supreme!
>-()ver(V)ind
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>*Waits for RStefan01 to write a "sex toys" version of this story.*
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>RStefan01
>RStefan01.com
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SM_007
Worker bees can leave
Even drones can fly away
The queen is their slave


(Post Box Storee) Random Screaming Fun! - SM_007 - 2000-05-18 00:00:00
-ROFL! I love those stories =) - SoulTaker - 2000-05-19 00:00:00
-Hey I got in a story! Yeah! I recognize your hiaku, it' s from the Fight Club, the book. - DarthNinny - 2000-05-18 00:00:00
--Actually, I got it from the movie. - SM_007 - 2000-05-19 00:00:00
-(Post Box Storee) Random Sex Toys! - RStefan01 - 2000-05-18 00:00:00
--LOL! - SoulTaker - 2000-05-19 00:00:00
--Hehehehe. Your 'pants' one was better though. :P - SM_007 - 2000-05-18 00:00:00
---*points to the NT button* Next time it's the torture chamber for you! - SoulTaker - 2000-05-19 00:00:00
-wow, he even has me using 'da' on the eve of a nero event. how quaint. :) - Tridus - 2000-05-18 00:00:00
--I thought you'd get a kick outta that. :) *Kicks Tridus for good measure.* - SM_007 - 2000-05-18 00:00:00
---*Kicks SM_007* This is fun! - SoulTaker - 2000-05-19 00:00:00