A Goon
While the Washington clan is buzzing the beltway talking on their cell phones and prying all the salacious details out of every intern's best friend, netizens are reading the Jerusalem Post, The Afghanistan News Service or The St. Petersburg Times. Goddess knows, that's the only way we will hear about anything in the world outside of Dupont Circle.
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Hehehehe. Your 'pants' one was better though. :P

Author: SM_007 ()
Date: 2000-05-18 00:00:00

On Thursday, May 18, 2000 at 8:17:15 PM RStefan01 wrote:
>SM_007: The President's sex toys should last two months!
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>RStefan01: I'm sexy!
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>SoulTaker: Yeah! Yeah! Two months! I agree with SM_007!
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>Akardam: Use my new sex toys, fools!
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>SM_007: Really? You like my sex toys?
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>SoulTaker: Yip!
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>SM_007: Cool! Make me a sex toy!
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>Tridus: No.
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>SM_007: Aw, why not?
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>Tridus: Shut up.
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>SM_007: Aw.
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>Akardam: Use my new sex toys, mortals!
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>MysteryMan: I told SM_007 to use me in his sex toys!
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>SM_007: Oh, hi. How's it going?
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>MysteryMan: Shut up.
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>Sid6.9: I'm not dead!
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>Edge: I'm not dead!
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>DarthNinny: Hey, long time no sex toys.
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>Edge: Grrr!
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>DarthNinny: Whoops, I mean I'm not dead!
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>Sid6.9: Better!
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>()ver(V)ind: Hey, I'm not dead either!
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>Tridus: Yes you are.
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>()ver(V)ind: I am?
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>Tridus: Da.
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>()ver(V)Ind: Wait, no I'm not!
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>Tridus: Well, you're sick.
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>()ver(V)ind: I'm getting sex toys.
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>Tridus: No, you're not.
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>()ver(V)ind: I'm not?
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>Tridus: Da.
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>()ver(V)ind: Damn. Okay, okay, I'll leave.
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>SM_007: Yeah, leave!
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>MysteryMan: Shut up.
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>Styx: I wrote a story!
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>SM_007: Hey, that's a pretty good sex toy!
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>Tridus: Shut up.
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>SM_007: Aw...
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>Akardam: Check out my new sex toys, heathens!
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>kwerkey: No! Get an @kwerkey.net sex toy!
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>Akardam: sex toys!
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>kwerkey: E-mail sex toys!
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>Akardam: sex toys!
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>kwerkey: E-mail sex toys!
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>SM_007: Why don't you BOTH shut up!
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>rRaminrodt: That's it! I've had enough of your sex toys!
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>SM_007: Oh yeah?! What are ya doing to do about it, tubby?
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>rRaminrodt: I'm gonna write confusing stories and mess up the sex toys!
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>Psycho Sam!: Yeah! Me too!
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>SM_007: *Screams in a high-pitched voice.*
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>kwerkey: You know what?
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>Tridus: What?
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>kwerkey: BandWidth's MOM's sex toys! Huh huh huh.
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>Ravage!: Yeah, huh huh huh.
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>Tankhead: Huh huh huh. He said "mom." Huh huh.
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>RStefan01: I'm sexy!
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>*fin*
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>sex toys reign supreme!
>-()ver(V)ind
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>*Waits for RStefan01 to write a "sex toys" version of this story.*
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>RStefan01
>RStefan01.com
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SM_007
Worker bees can leave
Even drones can fly away
The queen is their slave


(Post Box Storee) Random Screaming Fun! - SM_007 - 2000-05-18 00:00:00
-ROFL! I love those stories =) - SoulTaker - 2000-05-19 00:00:00
-Hey I got in a story! Yeah! I recognize your hiaku, it' s from the Fight Club, the book. - DarthNinny - 2000-05-18 00:00:00
--Actually, I got it from the movie. - SM_007 - 2000-05-19 00:00:00
-(Post Box Storee) Random Sex Toys! - RStefan01 - 2000-05-18 00:00:00
--LOL! - SoulTaker - 2000-05-19 00:00:00
--Hehehehe. Your 'pants' one was better though. :P - SM_007 - 2000-05-18 00:00:00
---*points to the NT button* Next time it's the torture chamber for you! - SoulTaker - 2000-05-19 00:00:00
-wow, he even has me using 'da' on the eve of a nero event. how quaint. :) - Tridus - 2000-05-18 00:00:00
--I thought you'd get a kick outta that. :) *Kicks Tridus for good measure.* - SM_007 - 2000-05-18 00:00:00
---*Kicks SM_007* This is fun! - SoulTaker - 2000-05-19 00:00:00