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(Post Box Storee) Random Screaming Fun!

Author: SM_007 ()
Date: 2000-05-18 00:00:00

SM_007: The President's term should last two months!

RStefan01: I'm sexy!

SoulTaker: Yeah! Yeah! Two months! I agree with SM_007!

Akardam: Use my new AkkyNet infobox, fools!

SM_007: Really? You like my idea?

SoulTaker: Yip!

SM_007: Cool! Make me an Administrator!

Tridus: No.

SM_007: Aw, why not?

Tridus: Shut up.

SM_007: Aw.

Akardam: Use my new AkkyNet infobox, mortals!

MysteryMan: I told SM_007 to use me in his new story!

SM_007: Oh, hi. How's it going?

MysteryMan: Shut up.

Sid6.9: I'm not dead!

Edge: I'm not dead!

DarthNinny: Hey, long time no see.

Edge: Grrr!

DarthNinny: Whoops, I mean I'm not dead!

Sid6.9: Better!

()ver(V)ind: Hey, I'm not dead either!

Tridus: Yes you are.

()ver(V)ind: I am?

Tridus: Da.

()ver(V)Ind: Wait, no I'm not!

Tridus: Well, you're sick.

()ver(V)ind: I'm getting better.

Tridus: No, you're not.

()ver(V)ind: I'm not?

Tridus: Da.

()ver(V)ind: Damn. Okay, okay, I'll leave.

SM_007: Yeah, leave!

MysteryMan: Shut up.

Styx: I wrote a story!

SM_007: Hey, that's a pretty good story!

Tridus: Shut up.

SM_007: Aw...

Akardam: Check out my new AkkyNet infobox, heathens!

kwerkey: No! Get an @kwerkey.net e-mail address!

Akardam: Infobox!

kwerkey: E-mail address!

Akardam: Infobox!

kwerkey: E-mail address!

SM_007: Why don't you BOTH shut up!

rRaminrodt: That's it! I've had enough of your squabbling!

SM_007: Oh yeah?! What are ya doing to do about it, tubby?

rRaminrodt: I'm gonna write confusing stories and mess up the storyverse!

Psycho Sam!: Yeah! Me too!

SM_007: *Screams in a high-pitched voice.*

kwerkey: You know what?

Tridus: What?

kwerkey: BandWidth's MOM! Huh huh huh.

Ravage!: Yeah, huh huh huh.

Tankhead: Huh huh huh. He said "mom." Huh huh.

RStefan01: I'm sexy!


Boredom reigns supreme!

*Waits for RStefan01 to write a "pantsed" version of this story.*

Worker bees can leave
Even drones can fly away
The queen is their slave

(Post Box Storee) Random Screaming Fun! - SM_007 - 2000-05-18 00:00:00
-ROFL! I love those stories =) - SoulTaker - 2000-05-19 00:00:00
-Hey I got in a story! Yeah! I recognize your hiaku, it' s from the Fight Club, the book. - DarthNinny - 2000-05-18 00:00:00
--Actually, I got it from the movie. - SM_007 - 2000-05-19 00:00:00
-(Post Box Storee) Random Sex Toys! - RStefan01 - 2000-05-18 00:00:00
--LOL! - SoulTaker - 2000-05-19 00:00:00
--Hehehehe. Your 'pants' one was better though. :P - SM_007 - 2000-05-18 00:00:00
---*points to the NT button* Next time it's the torture chamber for you! - SoulTaker - 2000-05-19 00:00:00
-wow, he even has me using 'da' on the eve of a nero event. how quaint. :) - Tridus - 2000-05-18 00:00:00
--I thought you'd get a kick outta that. :) *Kicks Tridus for good measure.* - SM_007 - 2000-05-18 00:00:00
---*Kicks SM_007* This is fun! - SoulTaker - 2000-05-19 00:00:00