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*The clocks reach zero*

Author: Psycho Sam! ()
Date: 2000-03-09 00:00:00

*Forumer #1 is sitting in his room admiring his new clock. Forumer #2 is in his room doing the same thing*
Forumer #1- Hmm, I wonder why it went past the end of the countdown?

Clock- Oh, sorry. Didn't notice that. I was busy taking a snooze. What was I supposed to do again? Never mind, I remember. 5, 4, 3, 2, 1...

*The clock emits a bright light and starts shaking. Suddenly it begin ripping apart the fabric of the universe around it, and a vortex opens. The same happens with the clocks in the other forumers rooms. It seems that Psycho !Mas gave more than just the two. A vortex opens up in the middle of the forum and from it steps a very skinny person. This person had an odd smile on his face and was wearing a very beat up plaid shirt*

Psycho Sam!- Free... FREE! At last, out of that wretched void! Uh oh...

*Out of the vortex behind Sam, a large robot with tank treads, large gins and the words "Blizzard Moderator" written across its chest comes blasting out of the vortex*

Moderator- No chat privleges in the void!!! Get back here infidel! I shall boot you!

Psycho Sam!- Eat lead robo! *pulls out his shotgun and shoots the robot in the head causing it to fall over* More will be coming, I've gotta get out of here.

*Psycho Sam runs out the door, completely missing SM_007 and MysteryMan*

MysteryMan- Hey Sam! Get back here so I can give you a beating! Hey! I'm talking to you stick man!

Psycho Sam!- No time, and I suggest you and SM get out here too. You don't want to mes with those channel moderators. They're feirce.

MysteryMan- Huh? WHAT THE??? *Three more moderators grind out of the vortex and start chasing after Sam*

Psycho Sam!- Aww, not again! Psycho Bot! Get over here!

*A small bulky little robot walks out of the vortex and slowly begins to waddle over to Psycho Sam!*

Psycho Sam!- Never mind. I'll see you later.

*Psycho Sam runs away, heading for the town square where he can hopefully lose the robots*

I am Sam!
Psycho Sam!
Do you like fried eggs and spam???

*The clocks reach zero* - Psycho Sam! - 2000-03-09 00:00:00
-yipe! - Tridus - 2000-03-09 00:00:00