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And the wrestling is the cause of violence thing is easy to deal with. If westling is the cause of violence, then Soap Operas are the cause of dysfunctional families, the news is the cause of depression, and of course, the moral breakdown of society is caused entirely by Video Games and Paganism, and not in fact politicians selling out to Corporations and creating a generally cynical public.
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Bah, we DID! And now they're trying to bring 'em back! DIE, HEATHENS! *Attacks goverment.*

Author: SM_007 ()
Date: 2000-05-17 00:00:00



*looks at the slashdot headlines* Hmm, it appears that Big Brother is watching you... - undertow - 2000-05-17 00:00:00
-your glad your american? I wouldn't be. - Tridus - 2000-05-17 00:00:00
--Hmm, agreed. - undertow - 2000-05-17 00:00:00
---Haven't you heard? - SM_007 - 2000-05-17 00:00:00
----Hmm, then I reinterject my 'glad to be an American' comment. At least here there's no Queen! - undertow - 2000-05-17 00:00:00
-----No! Away with the comment! There's no Queen in Canada either, which is why this is so lame! - SM_007 - 2000-05-17 00:00:00
------Well, I know that :P - undertow - 2000-05-17 00:00:00
-------Bah, we DID! And now they're trying to bring 'em back! DIE, HEATHENS! *Attacks goverment.* - SM_007 - 2000-05-17 00:00:00
--------ROFL! suuuuuuure you did. When was it, 1982? *giggles and runs away* - undertow - 2000-05-17 00:00:00
---------Okay, that's it, mister! *Stabs America.* - SM_007 - 2000-05-17 00:00:00
----------*summons a redneck army* y'all won't be stabbin us'un! we's got pitchforks, we does! - undertow - 2000-05-17 00:00:00
-----------Okay, okay, I ain't posting anything else in this thread. I already stabbed America. The End! HA! - SM_007 - 2000-05-17 00:00:00
--I want to live in canada, so I can have an igloo, and drink 'pop'. hehe - lil bo shepherd - 2000-05-17 00:00:00
---*Shoots lil bo shepherd.* Take that, you stupid redneck American hick! >:) - SM_007 - 2000-05-17 00:00:00
----*pats SM_007 on the shoulder* There, there, SM_007... The bad man is dead now... - SoulTaker - 2000-05-17 00:00:00
-Two words - Credit Rating. If Visa can have a profile, the gov't can too :) - The Lord DebtAngel - 2000-05-17 00:00:00
-Now that's truly scary. *shudders* - SoulTaker - 2000-05-17 00:00:00