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Of course the FAQ isn't 100% correct. Much of it is devoted to describing opposing viewpoints on key questions. For example, consider the 'Who killed Asmodean?' entry. Numerous theories are presented, but at most one of them is correct and the rest are wrong -- unless Asmodean was killed by a posse consisting of various Forsaken, Myrdraal, darkfriend Aiel, Padan Fain, and Bela.
- Bill Garret (Wheel of Time FAQ)
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*a SOLD sign appears on the Dark Lords Keep*

Author: Psycho Sam! ()
Date: 2000-03-09 00:00:00

*Some forumers were heading up to Lord Tridus' keep to complain about the state of affairs, but on the way there they noticed a stranger. As they got closer, they noticed that he was very very thin and had a strange smile on his face*

Forumer #1- Hey! Who are you?

Unknown Person- The real question is probably, who AREN'T I?

Forumer #2- That doesn't make sense.

Unknown Person- Maybe YOU don't mak... Ah well, I'm the new owner of the keep up there.

Forumer #1- Hey, aren't you Psycho...

Unknown Person- !Mas. I'm Psycho !Mas, and I bought this keep. Oh, and I bear gifts. Do you want one?

Forumer #2- Oh, yay. I like gifts. *The forumers take some presents from !Mas and open them*

Forumer #1- Hey, aren't these bombs?

Psycho !Mas- No, they're new clocks. Don't they look new?

Forumer #2- Oh, OK. Hey, mine sounds like Joe Pesci!

Forumer #1- Yay, mine's Bill Clinton! Hey, what does 6:20 mean?

Psycho !Mas- It's the time. Didn't you know that?

Forumer #2- Oh, we're just not used to time going backwards. I'm going to go put it next to my bed. Let's go #1.

*The forumers walk away, leaving !Mas standing there alone, laughing to himself*

Psycho !Mas- Hmm, I think I'll go back home and try on some of those black robes the previous owner left behind. I hope they like my gifts.

*!Mas slowly walks away, humming to himself*

I am Sam!
Psycho Sam!
Do you like fried eggs and spam???

*a for sale sign appears on the Dark Lords Keep* - Tridus - 2000-03-09 00:00:00
-*a SOLD sign appears on the Dark Lords Keep* - Psycho Sam! - 2000-03-09 00:00:00
-*SM_007 wakes up* - SM_007 - 2000-03-09 00:00:00
--MysteryMan awakens... - Reed - 2000-03-09 00:00:00
---Re:MysteryMan awakens... - SM_007 - 2000-03-09 00:00:00
----*idly wonders when someone will realize that the bomb was mysteriously disarmed* :-) - Tridus - 2000-03-09 00:00:00
-----*Idly wonders when Tridus will remember that SM_007 can't remember ANYTHING, and I mean ANYTHING* - SM_007 - 2000-03-09 00:00:00
------ooh that could be helpful... - Tridus - 2000-03-09 00:00:00