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I see that the problem with my ascention to power and world domination is that everyone else gets access to the really good tech at the same time as me.
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More fun with pants!

Author: SoulTaker ()
Date: 2000-05-17 00:00:00

--The complete list of Star Wars pant quotes--

We've got to be able to get some reading on those pants, up or down.

The pants may not look like much, kid, but they've got it where it counts.

I find your lack of pants disturbing.

These pants contain the ultimate power in the Universe. I suggest we use it.

Han will have those pants down. We've got to give him more time!

General Veers, prepare your pants for a ground assault.

I used to bulls-eye womp-rats in my pants back home.

TK-421... Why aren't you in your pants?

Lock the door. And hope they don't have pants.

You are unwise to lower your pants.

She must have hidden the plans in her pants. Send a detachment down to retrieve them. See to it personally Commander.

Governor Tarkin. I recognized your foul pants when I was brought on board.

You look strong enough to pull the pants of a Gundark.

Luke... Help me remove these pants.

Great, Chewie, great. Always thinking with your pants.

That blast came from those pants. That thing's operational!

A tremor in the pants. The last time I felt this was in the presence of my old master.

Don't worry. Chewie and I have gotten into a lot of pants more heavily guarded than this.

Maybe you'd like it back in your pants, your highness.

Your pants betray you. Your feelings for them are strong. Especially one... Your sister!

Jabba doesn't have time for smugglers who drop their pants at the first sign of an Imperial Cruiser.

"I know that if you leave dishes in the sink, they get sticky and hard to wash the next day." - Arnold Schwarzenegger

(Post Box Storee) Chaos in the Night - SM_007 - 2000-05-16 00:00:00
-ROFL! That's the best story I've seen in a long while =) - SoulTaker - 2000-05-17 00:00:00
-What....the......? - kwerkey - 2000-05-17 00:00:00
-WAHH! I wasn't in there! - Reed - 2000-05-17 00:00:00
--*kicks MysteryMan* Stop yer whinin'! - SoulTaker - 2000-05-17 00:00:00
-ROFL! - undertow - 2000-05-16 00:00:00
-(Pants Storee) Chaos in the Pants - RStefan01 - 2000-05-16 00:00:00
--More fun with pants! - SoulTaker - 2000-05-17 00:00:00
---*Explodes with glee.* That was hilarious! - SM_007 - 2000-05-17 00:00:00
--Your lack of pants disturbs me. - undertow - 2000-05-16 00:00:00
---You may take our pants, but you'll never take...OUR FREEDOM!!! - SM_007 - 2000-05-16 00:00:00
----Really? OK! *takes SM_007's pants* - undertow - 2000-05-16 00:00:00
-----Your lack of pants amuses me. - SoulTaker - 2000-05-17 00:00:00
-----*Looks down.* My lack of pants disturbs me. - SM_007 - 2000-05-16 00:00:00
------Not me.. *wink* - RStefan01 - 2000-05-16 00:00:00
--ROFL! That is the funniest thing I've ever read! 'I hate pants. And to a lesser extent, Ravage!.' - SM_007 - 2000-05-16 00:00:00
---Actually, hate(pants) > hate(kwerky) > hate(ravage) :P - /Dev/Null - 2000-05-16 00:00:00
--*Snaps his fingers Beatnik style* - /Dev/Null - 2000-05-16 00:00:00