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(Post Box Storee) Chaos in the Night

Author: SM_007 ()
Date: 2000-05-16 00:00:00

Note: This is NOT a storyverse storee! I stole this idea from rRaminrodt!

(SM_007 punches Tridus in the face.)

SM_007: I wanna be an Administrator!

Tridus: No! Bribe me for the upcoming election!

(Tridus kicks Tyrant.)

Tyrant: Ow! Okay, okay, I'll bribe you! But I can't spell good! I blame you!

(Tyrant pushes Psycho Sam! over.)

Psycho Sam!: Hey! Vote for me! I'm special!

(Psycho Sam! throws a chainsaw at Azriel.)

Azriel: hey ack dun do that i hate you! gimme some beer! :p

Tridus: Yeah! Vote for Azriel!

SM_007: No, vote for Psycho Sam!.

Tridus: Azriel.

SM_007: Psycho Sam!.

Tridus: Azriel.

SM_007: Psycho Sam!.

Tridus: Azriel.

Akardam: I hate kwerkey. And to a lesser extent, Ravage!.

Tridus: Azriel.

SM_007: Psycho Sam!.

Tridus: Wait, who said that?

SM_007: Who said what?

Tridus: I dunno, thought I heard something.

Akardam: I hate kwerkey.

Tridus: See! There it is again!

(SM_007 pulls Akardam out from under a table.)

SM_007: It's just Akardam.

Tridus: Oh.

kwerkey: I need help with JAVA!

Akardam: I can't help you.

kwerkey: Quiet, you!

Azriel: that does it where can i get some hookers around here?

(Azriel leaves.)

Tridus: No you've done it. Azriel left!

SoulTaker: I can't get back into America!

(SM_007 throws a chair at SoulTaker.)

Tridus: Why'd you do THAT for?

SM_007: I dunno.

RStefan01: I'm sexy!

SM_007: No you're not!

RStefan01: I'm not?

SM_007: No.

RStefan01: Oh.

(RStefan01 hangs his head in shame and leaves.)

Tridus: Aw, that was mean!

RStefan01: Yeah, that was unsexy!

SM_007: Wait, didn't you just leave?

RStefan01: No.

(SM_007 spontaneously combusts.)

RStefan01: Sexy!

kwerkey: Communism!

Tyrant: Facism!

rRaminrodt: I have said nothing up until this point!

Tridus: Yes, that's true. How are you?

(Tridus sips some tea.)

rRaminrodt: Good, good. How are the kids?

(rRaminrodt sips some tea.)

Tridus: Great, great. Is little Billy still doing well in junior hockey?

SM_007: Man I'm bored. Well, this counts as a story!


Worker bees can leave
Even drones can fly away
The queen is their slave

(Post Box Storee) Chaos in the Night - SM_007 - 2000-05-16 00:00:00
-ROFL! That's the best story I've seen in a long while =) - SoulTaker - 2000-05-17 00:00:00
-What....the......? - kwerkey - 2000-05-17 00:00:00
-WAHH! I wasn't in there! - Reed - 2000-05-17 00:00:00
--*kicks MysteryMan* Stop yer whinin'! - SoulTaker - 2000-05-17 00:00:00
-ROFL! - undertow - 2000-05-16 00:00:00
-(Pants Storee) Chaos in the Pants - RStefan01 - 2000-05-16 00:00:00
--More fun with pants! - SoulTaker - 2000-05-17 00:00:00
---*Explodes with glee.* That was hilarious! - SM_007 - 2000-05-17 00:00:00
--Your lack of pants disturbs me. - undertow - 2000-05-16 00:00:00
---You may take our pants, but you'll never take...OUR FREEDOM!!! - SM_007 - 2000-05-16 00:00:00
----Really? OK! *takes SM_007's pants* - undertow - 2000-05-16 00:00:00
-----Your lack of pants amuses me. - SoulTaker - 2000-05-17 00:00:00
-----*Looks down.* My lack of pants disturbs me. - SM_007 - 2000-05-16 00:00:00
------Not me.. *wink* - RStefan01 - 2000-05-16 00:00:00
--ROFL! That is the funniest thing I've ever read! 'I hate pants. And to a lesser extent, Ravage!.' - SM_007 - 2000-05-16 00:00:00
---Actually, hate(pants) > hate(kwerky) > hate(ravage) :P - /Dev/Null - 2000-05-16 00:00:00
--*Snaps his fingers Beatnik style* - /Dev/Null - 2000-05-16 00:00:00