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My God, I just realized that the worm's creator was obviously a man with an ex-girlfriend. It has a monthly cycle. It spends the 2/3rds of the month putting its nose in where it doesn't belong. It then spends the remaining 1/3 of the month on a complete lashing-out, bitchfest. Gads. Couldn't he have just gotten drunk instead?
- Anonymous (talking about Code Red)
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i'll trade u 2 hookers and a case o blue for 1 gig o yer oc3?

Author: Az Templar Of Evahl ()
Date: 2000-05-15 00:00:00



*gets a dozen hookers and a lot of booze* ok anyone who is 18 or has fake ID is invited ta my place - Az Templar Of Evahl - 2000-05-15 00:00:00
-*gets a bunch of pc's, a lan, and an OC3 line* everybody else is invited to my house. :) - Tridus - 2000-05-15 00:00:00
--i'll trade u 2 hookers and a case o blue for 1 gig o yer oc3? - Az Templar Of Evahl - 2000-05-15 00:00:00
---what, for 1gig total transfer? sure - Tridus - 2000-05-15 00:00:00
----well a 1 gig perm line i am only on a 150 and can 't even use that. i dun wanna get greedy - Az Templar Of Evahl - 2000-05-15 00:00:00
-----an oc3 is only a 155mbps line, I can't give you 1gbps of bandwidth. - Tridus - 2000-05-15 00:00:00
------then yer just gunna have ta upgrade now arent ya ? :P - Az Templar Of Evahl - 2000-05-15 00:00:00
--*Gives Azriel a sad look.* Sorry, man, but, you know, the BBQ... *Follows Tridus.* - SM_007 - 2000-05-15 00:00:00
---*brings the hookers n booze ta the bbq* there now we can have our hooke...er cake and eat it too - Az Templar Of Evahl - 2000-05-15 00:00:00
----wow... booze, babes, and bandwidth. Now thats life. :) - Tridus - 2000-05-15 00:00:00
-----umm well i wouldn't exact;y call em babes ...*looks at one and chokes* i only had 10 bucks - Az Templar Of Evahl - 2000-05-15 00:00:00
------aaw damn..... - Tridus - 2000-05-15 00:00:00
------Yo, where's mah money?! *Starts hitting Azriel with purse.* - Anonymous - 2000-05-15 00:00:00
-------oww shit quit it ...i gave ya yer 80cents and u get the other 20 if ya make tridus squeel - Az Templar Of Evahl - 2000-05-15 00:00:00
--------LOL! - SM_007 - 2000-05-15 00:00:00