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Random Act of Senseless Violence: The Series

Author: The Lord DebtAngel ()
Date: 2000-03-08 00:00:00

"But Mom, I don't want to visit Aunt Cindy. She thinks she's living in a cartoon."
"I know dear, but she has some of my money, andI need te get it back."
"But remember Timmy..."
"Okay, listen. You can stay across the street if you,re that scared of her."
"Damn straight I'm standing across the street."
*SMACK!* "Language!"
"Sorry Mommy."

So there I was, watching Mommy cross the street. She knocked on the door. Nothing happened. She knocked again. Nothing happened. When she went to knock the third time, an anvil fell on her.

"Now that was senseless."
"Wasn't it though."

^$^



Random Act of Senseless Violence: The Series - The Lord DebtAngel - 2000-03-08 00:00:00