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Actually the RR had a ton of them, I just think someone messed up the file.

Author: undertow ()
Date: 2000-05-12 00:00:00

I have a backup... this is just about as long as the phrases.js file got..

phrases[0] = "If CWAL is with you, then who can be against you?"
phrases[1] = "Dancing on the grave of the fine line between lunacy and logic"
phrases[2] = "Where rehearsal is a dirty word, and dirty words are over-rehearsed."
phrases[3] = "The Force is weak with this one...."
phrases[4] = "Do not use while operating heavy machinery."
phrases[5] = "Small furry animals with chainsaws? That's crazy talk! Or is it?"
phrases[6] = "I am NOT a chicken!"
phrases[7] = "Everything before is just a drug induced haze."
phrases[8] = "YANK!"
phrases[9] = "When insanity reaches its limitations, CWAL begins"
phrases[10] = "Where's a good psychiatrist when you need one?"
phrases[11] = "Wheel of CWAL, spin and choose, tell us which CWAL'er we must use."
phrases[12] = "Where Whup-Ass is canned and prepared for shipping."
phrases[13] = "All outta the Smack.. just been usin' this old can of Whup Ass."
phrases[14] = "Ask us about our new Manic Meals!"
phrases[15] = "Void where prohibited by state law."
phrases[16] = "Argue not with Dragons, for thou art crunchy and go well with ketchup."
phrases[17] = "Solving delicate problems with brute force."
phrases[18] = "Carnage with a beat you can dance to."
phrases[19] = "The bastard child of Rambo, Tank Girl, and a thousand quivering Muppets."
phrases[20] = "CWAL is not something to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force."
phrases[21] = "We'll burn that bridge when we come to it."
phrases[22] = "Where the shit hits the fan, guaranteed!"
phrases[23] = "I got yer additional supply depots RIGHT HERE!"
phrases[24] = "Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn't cure."
phrases[25] = "Mmmm... Pancakes...."
phrases[26] = "Why'd the chicken cross the road? We dared him."
phrases[27] = "Contrary to public belief, CWAL is the opium of the masses."
phrases[28] = "If ya can't eat 'em, join 'em."
phrases[29] = "Flensers check in, they don't check out."
phrases[30] = "Zerg, the other white meat."
phrases[31] = "When all else fails, use duct tape!"
phrases[32] = "And so, my fellow CWALers, ask not what CWAL can do for you; ask what you can do for CWAL."
phrases[33] = "Logic?! We don't need no stinkin' logic!"
phrases[34] = "Where beavers with chainsaws and newbies can exist in harmon.. oh wait, that's Eden."
phrases[35] = "On the other hand, the early WORM gets eaten."
phrases[36] = "Dark Chrono does not tap dance."
phrases[37] = "The worst thing about censorship is [deleted by censorship bereau]."
phrases[38] = "Designed by a computer, built by a robot, driven by a moron."
phrases[39] = "High explosives are applicable where truth and logic fail."
phrases[40] = 'Cry "CWAL!" and let slip the Dorgs of war!'
phrases[41] = "Get thee down. Be thou funky."
phrases[42] = "As easy as 3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841."
phrases[43] = "I may have recanted my opinions, but not the fact that I am right."
phrases[44] = "Practice makes perfeckt."
phrases[45] = "You can only be young once, but you can be immature forever."
phrases[46] = "There are few problems that can't be solved with high explosives."
phrases[47] = "Avoid reality at all costs."
phrases[48] = "CWAL's Law: If you wait, it will go away."
phrases[49] = "Violence is not the answer. Violence is the question. Yes is the answer."
phrases[50] = "f u cn rd ths, u cn gt a gd jb n cmptr prgrmmng."
phrases[51] = "If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried."
phrases[52] = "Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped."
phrases[53] = "Where subtlety fails us we must simply make do with cream pies."
phrases[54] = "Politics: Poli (many) - tics (blood sucking parasites)"
phrases[55] = "It has yet to be proven that intelligence has any survival value."
phrases[56] = "CWAL's Two Rules of Success: 1. Don't tell everything you know."
phrases[57] = "ERROR 406: file corrupt: config.earth -- reboot universe? (Y/N)"
phrases[58] = "God invented CWAL because he wanted a good laugh."
phrases[59] = "RUNTIME ERROR 6D at 417A: 32CF: Incompetent user"
phrases[60] = "We don't suffer from insanity. We enjoy every minute of it."
phrases[61] = "H lp! S m b d st l ll th v w ls fr m m k yb rd!"
phrases[62] = "It's not just a hobby, it's an obsession!"
phrases[63] = "Pi R squared. Nooo! Pie R round, cornbread R square!"
phrases[64] = "hAS ANYONE SEEN MY cAPSLOCK KEY?"
phrases[65] = "A recent study says that 90% of men masturbate in the shower: The other 10% sing. Do you know what they sing? No! Oh, really?! I wonder what you do in the shower!"
phrases[66] = "I tied you up while you were talking."
phrases[67] = "So, what are we going to do? Make potato sculptures!"
phrases[68] = "Smash forehead on keyboard to continue."
phrases[69] = "We are CWAL. Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated."
phrases[70] = "Very funny Pez, now beam down my clothes!"
phrases[71] = "It's all fun and games,'till someone loses an eye! Then it's CWAL!"
phrases[72] = "Eep!"
phrases[73] = "The art of CWAL is to throw yourself at the ground and miss."
phrases[74] = "According to my instruments -- they're preparing to jump into hyper-space... or go to warp drive... or something like that."
phrases[75] = "In CWAL, you can't fly until you drink the rest of the tequila."
phrases[76] = 'Et tu, CWAL?" "I`ll have a large fries and a milkshake'
phrases[77] = "Educators and politicians from 21 states met recently in Florida to discuss what could be done to counteract the influence of CWAL on education."
phrases[78] = "CWAL lets you make more mistakes faster than any other invention in human history, with the possible exception of handguns and tequila."
phrases[79] = "Caution: Exposure to second-hand CWAL can kill."
phrases[80] = "CWAL:Dangerous if taken internally"
phrases[81] = "Hi Super Nintendo Chalmers!"
phrases[82] = "SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING: Smoking CWAL can cause permenant brain damage."
phrases[83] = "SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING: CWAL can cause birth defects and footaches."
phrases[84] = "CWAL: Home of the Zerg Canadians. Another good reason to run away screaming right now."
phrases[85] = "The only place where dramatic content and catharsis are abandoned in favor of a few silly stories."
phrases[86] = "Only your chicken impression can save you now!"
phrases[87] = "Nuns! Nuns! REVERSE! REVERSE!"
phrases[88] = "CWAL: Weird chemicals in the water supply since 1997."
phrases[89] = "Arse! Feck! Girls! Drink!"
phrases[90] = "Paranoia: It keeps me safe."
phrases[91] = "...More fun than a one-legged man at an ass-kicking party!"
phrases[92] = "Run. Run as fast as you can."
phrases[93] = "Obviously, your gods have abandoned you."
phrases[94] = "I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers."
phrases[95] = "You know what would make a good story? Something about a clown who makes people happy, but inside he's real sad. Also, he has severe diarrhea."
phrases[96] = "A bird in the hand will probably shit on your wrist."
phrases[97] = "I'm sorry, you seem to have mistaken me for someone who cares."
phrases[98] = "Some of the greatest writers this world has ever known have written their finest works while happily and blissfully drunk...and so shall I."
phrases[99] = "You don't have to agree with me, but it's quicker."
phrases[100] = "The truth is out there? Anyone knows the URL?"
phrases[101] = "I want to die peacefully, in my sleep, like War2Guy. Not screaming, terrified, like his passengers. "
phrases[102] = "Pez was a Chemist, but Pez is no more. What Pez thought was H20 was H2SO4!"
phrases[103] = "FATAL SYSTEM ERROR: Press F13 to continue..."
phrases[104] = "If you're not terrified right now, you're not paying attention."
phrases[106] = "So many newbies, so few bullets."
phrases[107] = "Heaven won't have us and Hell's afraid we'll take over."
phrases[108] = "Never trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die."
phrases[109] = "If you're ever standing over a river of molten lava, and your keys happen to fall in, let them go. They're gone man, they're gone."
phrases[110] = "If you don't like somebody, try walking a mile in their shoes. And if you still don't like them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes."
phrases[111] = "We ARE the people our parents warned us about."
phrases[112] = "In CWAL, Murphy's law supercedes Newton's."
phrases[113] = "Hah! Maggott couldn't hit the broad side of a barn from this dis..."
phrases[114] = "Thou shall not kill. Thou shall not commit adultery. Don't eat pork. I'm sorry, what was that last one? Don't eat pork. God has spoken. Is that the word of God or is that pigs trying to outsmart everybody?"
phrases[115] = "Given an infinite number of monkeys an infinite number of keyboards...you get CWAL."
phrases[116] = "Well Pez, your Uncle Kazz had a theory: Kill them all and let God sort them out. Then one day he put his theory to the test and it took seventy-five U.S. Marshalls to bring him down. And that's why we'll never speak of him again."
phrases[117] = "There is a fine line between genius and insanity. We have erased this line."
phrases[118] = "...and always remember the last words of Maelstrom, who said 'A truck!'"
phrases[119] = "No CWALers were harmed in the creation of this message. Except Mu. But he deserved it."
phrases[120] = "CWAL kills. And, if you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life."
phrases[121] = "Join CWAL. Meet interesting people. Kill them."
phrases[122] = "It's easy to sit and scoff at Zak's folly. But also, check out his Adam's apple!"
phrases[123] = "Why does the dove get to be the symbol of peace? Why not a pillow? It's got more feathers, and it doesn't have that sharp beak."
phrases[124] = "Anytime I see something screech across a room and latch onto Jolt's neck, and Jolt screams and tries to get it off, I have to laugh, because what is that thing?"
phrases[125] = "It's too bad that whole families have to be torn apart by something as simple as wild dogs."
phrases[126] = "If you define cowardice as running away at the first sign of danger, screaming and tripping and begging for mercy, then yes, Mr. TAK, I guess I AM a coward."
phrases[127] = "Add a drop of cyanide, some C4, and a stick of dynamite, and you've got...no, not CWAL. Far too much time on your hands."
phrases[128] = "This is a place in which one cannot find common sense without a search warrant."
phrases[129] = "I can picture a perfect world, a world without hate, a world without violence. And I can picture CWAL attacking that world because they'd never expect it."
phrases[130] = "I used to have a dog. I named him Stay. When he was little, I used to confuse him. 'Come here, Stay. Come here, Stay.' He went insane. Now he just ignores me and keeps licking himself."
phrases[131] = "Like drugs, but without the harmful side affects."
phrases[132] = "Murphy was an optimist"
phrases[133] = "Where we keep our raving lunatics until the become full fledged psychopaths."
phrases[134] = "BOOOOOOOOGA!"
phrases[135] = "Fnord!"
phrases[136] = "Sarcasm does not become you"
phrases[137] = "Blasphemer!"
phrases[138] = "PUNISH HIM!"
phrases[139] = "HELP! HELP! I'm being oppressed!"
phrases[140] = "Dammit, Jim, I'm a doctor, not a doc - oh. I'll get right on it."
phrases[141] = "And just because you're paranoid doesn't really mean they're not actually out to get you."

-undertow (home)
"one more medicated peaceful moment"

hey SM... about quotes. - Tridus - 2000-05-12 00:00:00
-The response YOU'VE been waiting for! *Points to the camera.* - SM_007 - 2000-05-12 00:00:00
-Actually the RR had a ton of them, I just think someone messed up the file. - undertow - 2000-05-12 00:00:00
-You know... - RStefan01 - 2000-05-12 00:00:00
--*Twiddles thumbs.* - SM_007 - 2000-05-12 00:00:00