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And the wrestling is the cause of violence thing is easy to deal with. If westling is the cause of violence, then Soap Operas are the cause of dysfunctional families, the news is the cause of depression, and of course, the moral breakdown of society is caused entirely by Video Games and Paganism, and not in fact politicians selling out to Corporations and creating a generally cynical public.
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There's a bomb in the forum!

Author: /Dev/Null ()
Date: 2000-03-08 00:00:00

[Scene: Riptide Forum]

(Mysteryman leads Sid6.9, Soultaker, and Akardam up the hill...)

MM: Right. We've got to find that bomb and diffuse it!

(Akardam pulls out his calculator and punches a few numbers into it.)

Akardam: You do realize that the bomb wouldn't have to be any bigger than a couple of bytes, and we've got over 102,400,000 bytes to search? The probability that we'd find it is slim...

Sid6.9: Well, how long would it take to search that many bytes?

Akardam (does some more calculations) : 1263 minutes.

MM: Damn, that's cutting it close... any way we can speed it up?

Akardam: Yeah... get me A Spell Paridigm book, immediately!

MM: Right. Soultaker, go find one!

Soultaker: Rightaway!

(MM, Sid6.9, and Akardam continue up the hill while Soultaker goes off in search of A Spell Paridigm book.)

*fin*

"To be continued... by someone else".

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"I'd prefer to have a bottle in front of me instead of a frontal lobotomy."
Everything but TheKitchenSink - UIN 2225722 - akardam@jps.net

There's a bomb in the forum! - /Dev/Null - 2000-03-08 00:00:00
-MysteryMan, Akardam, and Sid6.9 VS the Dark Lord Tridus - Reed - 2000-03-08 00:00:00
--round 2: Heroes of evil. - Tridus - 2000-03-08 00:00:00