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Ooh! Look, everyone! An anonymous user! *looks at the anonymous user*

Author: SoulTaker ()
Date: 2000-05-12 00:00:00



Ooh! Look, everyone! An anonymous user! *looks at the anonymous user* - SoulTaker - 2000-05-12 00:00:00
-*stares back* - Anonymous - 2000-05-12 00:00:00
--Hey! Don't stare at me! *stabs the anonymous user* - SoulTaker - 2000-05-12 00:00:00
---*Bleeding* - Anonymous - 2000-05-12 00:00:00
----That'll teach you! *kicks the anonymous users corpse* - SoulTaker - 2000-05-12 00:00:00
-----*Comes back to life as a zombie* - Anonymous - 2000-05-12 00:00:00
------Umm... Scary. *runs away* - SoulTaker - 2000-05-12 00:00:00
-------Ha ha ha, Victory! - Anonymous - 2000-05-12 00:00:00
--------Huh? I lost? It can't be... 'Nobody' defeated me! *stupid grin* - SoulTaker - 2000-05-12 00:00:00
---------Heh heh that's right I defeated you *Drains the remaining life of SoulTaker* - Anonymous - 2000-05-12 00:00:00
----------*Dies* - SoulTaker - 2000-05-12 00:00:00
-----------*Makes sure SoulTaker can't come back to life* - Anonymous - 2000-05-12 00:00:00
------------*Makes sure Nobody only posts each message once.* Ha! - SM_007 - 2000-05-12 00:00:00