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*Begins laughing frantically* Stop it! Please! It's too much! *dies*

Author: SoulTaker ()
Date: 2000-05-11 00:00:00



Anybody writing a story right now? - SoulTaker - 2000-05-11 00:00:00
-Not that I know of. Write, knave, write! *Gets out whip.* - SM_007 - 2000-05-11 00:00:00
--I'm sorry Dave, umm, SM_007, I can't do that. - SoulTaker - 2000-05-11 00:00:00
---I have the next couple of events planned? What? - Psycho Sam! - 2000-05-11 00:00:00
---Please stop pulling things outta my pants. *Snatches whip right back, and puts it back on his belt.* - SM_007 - 2000-05-11 00:00:00
----Heh, heh, he said 'pants', heh, heh... - SoulTaker - 2000-05-11 00:00:00
-----Pants! Pants pants pants! Pantspantspantspantspantspantspantspants! - SM_007 - 2000-05-11 00:00:00
------*Begins laughing frantically* Stop it! Please! It's too much! *dies* - SoulTaker - 2000-05-11 00:00:00
-------*Kicks SoulTaker's dead corpse.* Hmmm. *Kick kick kick!* *Kickkickkickkickkickkickkickkick!* - SM_007 - 2000-05-11 00:00:00
--------*splatters* - SoulTaker - 2000-05-11 00:00:00
---------*Gathers the splatter into one big pot and starts cooking it on a stove.* - SM_007 - 2000-05-11 00:00:00
----------*explodes, splattering blood and internal organs all over the room* - SoulTaker - 2000-05-11 00:00:00
-----------*Gathers the blood and internal organs and places them in a gaint pot, and starts cooking them.* - SM_007 - 2000-05-11 00:00:00
------------*begings bubbling and stinking* - SoulTaker - 2000-05-11 00:00:00
--Kinky. - RStefan01 - 2000-05-11 00:00:00