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I'm sorry Dave, umm, SM_007, I can't do that.

Author: SoulTaker ()
Date: 2000-05-11 00:00:00

Because I unfortunately just noticed that Psycho Sam mentioned in the threadlist of his last story that he already has planned the next couple of events. And since I've already destroyed his story slot plans once, I'd better not do it again... =(

So, Psycho Sam... *takes SM_007s whip* Get writing, foo'!

SoulTaker
"I know that if you leave dishes in the sink, they get sticky and hard to wash the next day." - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Anybody writing a story right now? - SoulTaker - 2000-05-11 00:00:00
-Not that I know of. Write, knave, write! *Gets out whip.* - SM_007 - 2000-05-11 00:00:00
--I'm sorry Dave, umm, SM_007, I can't do that. - SoulTaker - 2000-05-11 00:00:00
---I have the next couple of events planned? What? - Psycho Sam! - 2000-05-11 00:00:00
---Please stop pulling things outta my pants. *Snatches whip right back, and puts it back on his belt.* - SM_007 - 2000-05-11 00:00:00
----Heh, heh, he said 'pants', heh, heh... - SoulTaker - 2000-05-11 00:00:00
-----Pants! Pants pants pants! Pantspantspantspantspantspantspantspants! - SM_007 - 2000-05-11 00:00:00
------*Begins laughing frantically* Stop it! Please! It's too much! *dies* - SoulTaker - 2000-05-11 00:00:00
-------*Kicks SoulTaker's dead corpse.* Hmmm. *Kick kick kick!* *Kickkickkickkickkickkickkickkick!* - SM_007 - 2000-05-11 00:00:00
--------*splatters* - SoulTaker - 2000-05-11 00:00:00
---------*Gathers the splatter into one big pot and starts cooking it on a stove.* - SM_007 - 2000-05-11 00:00:00
----------*explodes, splattering blood and internal organs all over the room* - SoulTaker - 2000-05-11 00:00:00
-----------*Gathers the blood and internal organs and places them in a gaint pot, and starts cooking them.* - SM_007 - 2000-05-11 00:00:00
------------*begings bubbling and stinking* - SoulTaker - 2000-05-11 00:00:00
--Kinky. - RStefan01 - 2000-05-11 00:00:00