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This is the unix version of the LoveBug virus and in the spirit of such it depends on the user community to propagate. please send this message to all of your friends and randomly delete numerous files from your system.
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This timer script has existed for 5309.371 days.
Modified: August 09 2006.
Hits: 7241734/11058848
User: Anonymous Coward
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Not that I know of. Write, knave, write! *Gets out whip.*

Author: SM_007 ()
Date: 2000-05-11 00:00:00



Anybody writing a story right now? - SoulTaker - 2000-05-11 00:00:00
-Not that I know of. Write, knave, write! *Gets out whip.* - SM_007 - 2000-05-11 00:00:00
--I'm sorry Dave, umm, SM_007, I can't do that. - SoulTaker - 2000-05-11 00:00:00
---I have the next couple of events planned? What? - Psycho Sam! - 2000-05-11 00:00:00
---Please stop pulling things outta my pants. *Snatches whip right back, and puts it back on his belt.* - SM_007 - 2000-05-11 00:00:00
----Heh, heh, he said 'pants', heh, heh... - SoulTaker - 2000-05-11 00:00:00
-----Pants! Pants pants pants! Pantspantspantspantspantspantspantspants! - SM_007 - 2000-05-11 00:00:00
------*Begins laughing frantically* Stop it! Please! It's too much! *dies* - SoulTaker - 2000-05-11 00:00:00
-------*Kicks SoulTaker's dead corpse.* Hmmm. *Kick kick kick!* *Kickkickkickkickkickkickkickkick!* - SM_007 - 2000-05-11 00:00:00
--------*splatters* - SoulTaker - 2000-05-11 00:00:00
---------*Gathers the splatter into one big pot and starts cooking it on a stove.* - SM_007 - 2000-05-11 00:00:00
----------*explodes, splattering blood and internal organs all over the room* - SoulTaker - 2000-05-11 00:00:00
-----------*Gathers the blood and internal organs and places them in a gaint pot, and starts cooking them.* - SM_007 - 2000-05-11 00:00:00
------------*begings bubbling and stinking* - SoulTaker - 2000-05-11 00:00:00
--Kinky. - RStefan01 - 2000-05-11 00:00:00