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gee, watching some Simpsons there? :)

Author: Tridus ()
Date: 2000-03-07 00:00:00

On 3/7/00 at 20:56 The Lord DebtAngel wrote:
>That's right. After a long day in the War Room Ring, nothing is better than a Deathmatch Power Bar. Guaranteed to increase the stats on your* ticker tape by 15%. Sold at reputable Deathmatch rings everywhere.

>Note: contents of Power Bar may vary. _Oh my God, Mau Sae Tung died!_
>
* Guarantee is not extended to participants or fans of any Deathmatch competition.

>Officially licensed product of the Friday Night War Room Dethmatches.

>

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Deathmatch Power Bars - The Lord DebtAngel - 2000-03-07 00:00:00
-gee, watching some Simpsons there? :) - Tridus - 2000-03-07 00:00:00