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HEY! SEE THAT SVP TAG?!?

Author: -=General=- ()
Date: 2000-05-10 00:00:00

That makes me Super Vice-President, and therefore incharge of the Senate, so *stab*

The Almigty Forum Gestapo,
-=General=-
Who got post #5000 by 2 seconds.

*deletes a bunch of posts so the record is tied, then breaks it with this post* - Tridus - 2000-05-10 00:00:00
-So, we finally beat the record? - Psycho Sam! - 2000-05-10 00:00:00
--Not just beat, SHATTERED! - -=General=- - 2000-05-10 00:00:00
---Yeah, that actually sucks in a way. - SoulTaker - 2000-05-10 00:00:00
----sure we will... but it'll require something else. - Tridus - 2000-05-10 00:00:00
-----Yeah, I've been wanting that too... - SoulTaker - 2000-05-10 00:00:00
------actually, thats not quite what I'm doing. - Tridus - 2000-05-10 00:00:00
-------Oh. Well, it's still a good idea =) - SoulTaker - 2000-05-10 00:00:00
------Not only do we have theives, but you cant leave the forum w/o a stab wound. - -=General=- - 2000-05-10 00:00:00
-------Ooh! A new victim! *stabs -=General=- for the 127th time* - SoulTaker - 2000-05-10 00:00:00
--------Damn you, *stabs SoulTaker back* - -=General=- - 2000-05-10 00:00:00
---------Ow! That hurts! Go stab the moderators instead! - SoulTaker - 2000-05-10 00:00:00
----------Okay, *stabs SM_007* - -=General=- - 2000-05-10 00:00:00
-----------Ha ha ha! Silly SM_007! Ow! *gets stabbed, and has his hat stolen* - Psycho Sam! - 2000-05-10 00:00:00
-----That rules. - -=General=- - 2000-05-10 00:00:00
-You just HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD to come back didn't you? - -=General=- - 2000-05-10 00:00:00
--of course. You can't get rid of me so easily. :) - Tridus - 2000-05-10 00:00:00
---Hum.... *goes hunting for a way to get rid of Tridus* - -=General=- - 2000-05-10 00:00:00
----I know, I know! Wait 15 hours, 5 minutes! - Psycho Sam! - 2000-05-10 00:00:00
-----Hum, I will have to remove his admin power somehow, or steal it.... - -=General=- - 2000-05-10 00:00:00
------damn forum is full of thieves! - Tridus - 2000-05-10 00:00:00
-------*kicks -=General=-* Hey! Don't steal! The government hates competition! =) - SoulTaker - 2000-05-10 00:00:00
--------HEY! SEE THAT SVP TAG?!? - -=General=- - 2000-05-10 00:00:00
---------Bah, I'm not a senator anymore, fool! *Stabs -=General=- three times* - SoulTaker - 2000-05-10 00:00:00
----------So, that makes me part of the government.... *throws a set of knives at SoulTaker* - -=General=- - 2000-05-10 00:00:00
-----------*Evades the knives, takes a shotgun from his pocket, and fires at -=General=-* - SoulTaker - 2000-05-10 00:00:00
------------Re:*Evades the shot, takes a metal pipe from his pocket, and beats SoulTaker over the head.* - -=General=- - 2000-05-10 00:00:00
-------------*Kicks -=General=- in his face, takes a nearby computer monitor, and throws it at -=General=-* - SoulTaker - 2000-05-10 00:00:00
--------------*runs* - -=General=- - 2000-05-10 00:00:00
-------yup sure is ...we gots damn good peoples in this forum - Az Templar Of Evahl - 2000-05-10 00:00:00
-*Stabs the administrator and points at SM_007* It was him! SM_007 did it! - SoulTaker - 2000-05-10 00:00:00
--*goes looking for SM_007 with a crossbow* - Tridus - 2000-05-10 00:00:00
---So, does SM have the crossbow? - Psycho Sam! - 2000-05-10 00:00:00
----Nope, I stole it. - -=General=- - 2000-05-10 00:00:00
---*steals the Crossbow* Ooooo, I found a way... - -=General=- - 2000-05-10 00:00:00