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Osama has America spooked. All the tough talk, flag-waving and marketing jingo can't hide Osama's strategic victory: he's turned America into it's own worst enemy. Americans are on the run, afraid of one another, spying on each other, suppressing each other's freedoms. On the global stage, the Bush administration is posturing, swaggering, overreacting. September 11th has revealed a superpower more paranoid and vulnerable than anyone could have imagined, and sympathy for the wounded nation is fading fast. America has once again become a rallying point for resistance. It's sad to see the true-blue hero of World War II and of my youth, now turn into a spaghetti-western parody of itself. Right now, I'm more afraid of President Bush and his never- ending war on terrorism than I am of the terrorists themselves.
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That's not controversial, that's just mean!

Author: Psycho Sam! ()
Date: 2000-05-10 00:00:00



Come on people! Only 50 or so posts to go, and we've tied our record! We can do it people! - Psycho Sam! - 2000-05-10 00:00:00
-Even better: $lameperson =~ s#[^\W\S\N\.]Psycho Sam\!#$lamercount#gei; - /Dev/Null - 2000-05-10 00:00:00
--*feels stupid* - SoulTaker - 2000-05-10 00:00:00
--ummm....this is beyond my elementary knowledge - The Lord DebtAngel - 2000-05-10 00:00:00
---*laughs* Let's see if anyone else gets it. - /Dev/Null - 2000-05-10 00:00:00
----Sheesh... There's no way someone can guess the meaning of all those parameters... - SoulTaker - 2000-05-10 00:00:00
-----(Points to www.perl.com) - /Dev/Null - 2000-05-10 00:00:00
-Hey wow! This 'someone say something controversial' thing really worked! look at that thread! - Psycho Sam! - 2000-05-10 00:00:00
-BTW, could you put that back into the Genreal info without causing any problems? - Psycho Sam! - 2000-05-10 00:00:00
--no.. its way too cpu intensive to do a count operation on the db now. - Tridus - 2000-05-10 00:00:00
---Couldn't you trick it into doing it? - Psycho Sam! - 2000-05-10 00:00:00
----no... see it still has to run the entire query to find the highest one. - Tridus - 2000-05-10 00:00:00
----Well... - RStefan01 - 2000-05-10 00:00:00
-PSYCHO SAM IS LAME! - Tridus - 2000-05-10 00:00:00
--LamePerson =~ s/Psycho Sam/Tridus/g; # hehehe - oh, wait... - The Lord DebtAngel - 2000-05-10 00:00:00
---Actually, that statement would generate an error, since you forgot the tilde. :P - /Dev/Null - 2000-05-10 00:00:00
----(Edits comment) Done! - The Lord DebtAngel - 2000-05-10 00:00:00
-----Indeed I did. Good boy. - /Dev/Null - 2000-05-10 00:00:00
---Long live Perl! Hip hip, HUZZAH! Hip hip, HUZZAH! Hip hip, HUZZAH! - /Dev/Null - 2000-05-10 00:00:00
----now I see what it does, its lameperson = replace(sometext,'Psycho Sam','Tridus',1) - Tridus - 2000-05-10 00:00:00
-----Feh. Your command takes 53 charachters, whereas Debt's takes 36. YOU LOOSE! - /Dev/Null - 2000-05-10 00:00:00
---*tries to figure out what that code does* - Tridus - 2000-05-10 00:00:00
----Takes the String $LamePerson and replaces every instance of 'Phsyco sam' with 'Tridus' - /Dev/Null - 2000-05-10 00:00:00
-----oh thanks! .. *thinks about that for a minute* hey wait a sec! Thats mean! - Tridus - 2000-05-10 00:00:00
------No no no no no... It's CONTROVERSIAL, not mean. >=) - Psycho Sam! - 2000-05-10 00:00:00
-------you just hush! :-) *tries to dig himself out of this hole* - Tridus - 2000-05-10 00:00:00
--------*throws the dirt back into the hole.* - -=General=- - 2000-05-10 00:00:00
---------*digs the dirt back up, throws -=General=- into the hole, and throws the dirt back in the hole* - SoulTaker - 2000-05-10 00:00:00
----------*knocks SoulTaker out with a shovel* - -=General=- - 2000-05-10 00:00:00
--That's not controversial, that's just mean! - Psycho Sam! - 2000-05-10 00:00:00
---oh... well. umm.... hmm.... I don't know then. - Tridus - 2000-05-10 00:00:00