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Deathmatch Power Bars

Author: The Lord DebtAngel ()
Date: 2000-03-07 00:00:00

That's right. After a long day in the War Room Ring, nothing is better than a Deathmatch Power Bar. Guaranteed to increase the stats on your* ticker tape by 15%. Sold at reputable Deathmatch rings everywhere.

Note: contents of Power Bar may vary. _Oh my God, Mau Sae Tung died!_
* Guarantee is not extended to participants or fans of any Deathmatch competition.

Officially licensed product of the Friday Night War Room Dethmatches.



Deathmatch Power Bars - The Lord DebtAngel - 2000-03-07 00:00:00
-gee, watching some Simpsons there? :) - Tridus - 2000-03-07 00:00:00