A Goon
All my years of brawling, of pummeling the unsuspecting and the deserving, have yielded two insights. You can either fight, or you can run. All other strategies are variations of these.
- Geglash (Diablo 2)
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**Dials 1-800-gogoons**

Author: Reed ()
Date: 2000-03-07 00:00:00

"Yes, hello? Is this Go Goons? Yeah, I need to make a point. Yup. Uh-huh. MysteryMan, President of Riptide. Yeah, the one where you beat people up, yeah. So, anyway, who put your number up there? Now, my quote doesn't show 50% of the time, and they forget I'm President! No, no one really pays attention to the tags...yeah, so anyway, make sure the person who did that knows, ok? Great, see you around.

**Hangs up phone**

MysteryMan

"The Phoenix can be reborn, but it is never the same"

**Dials 1-800-gogoons** - Reed - 2000-03-07 00:00:00
-*MysteryMan now has a $500 charge appear on his next credit card statement* - Tridus - 2000-03-07 00:00:00