A Goon
Broken promises don't upset me. I just think, why did they believe me?
- Jack Handey
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**Dials 1-800-gogoons**

Author: Reed ()
Date: 2000-03-07 00:00:00

"Yes, hello? Is this Go Goons? Yeah, I need to make a point. Yup. Uh-huh. MysteryMan, President of Riptide. Yeah, the one where you beat people up, yeah. So, anyway, who put your number up there? Now, my quote doesn't show 50% of the time, and they forget I'm President! No, no one really pays attention to the tags...yeah, so anyway, make sure the person who did that knows, ok? Great, see you around.

**Hangs up phone**

MysteryMan

"The Phoenix can be reborn, but it is never the same"

**Dials 1-800-gogoons** - Reed - 2000-03-07 00:00:00
-*MysteryMan now has a $500 charge appear on his next credit card statement* - Tridus - 2000-03-07 00:00:00