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The Mystery Attacker

Author: Reed ()
Date: 2000-03-06 00:00:00

At the election party, MysteryMan sits proudly on top of his throne. 4 men in black suits and sunglasses, carrying guns, are behind him. A fire is going, and people in a circle are dancing around the fire, in a circle, singing...

"MysteryMan, ruler of us now,
Your campaign made us all say wow,
We heard you calling, and we answered you call,
We are no sorry we voted you at all!"


The singing stops, and Adun975 jumps out as everyone else keeps dancing.

"hello, old chap, i am Glad you got to be,
the good presidenteeeeeeee
(Long E)

The crowd glares at Adun, but he keeps singing,

"you are the president!
I will offer you many a Mint,
Because I am HAppy for you,
because if You have power, I do too!
So, please, good ol'


Someone in the crowd whacks Adun on the head, and he slumps to the ground.

"MysteryMan, ruler of us now,
Your campaign made us all say wow,
We heard you calling, and we answered you call,
We are no sorry we voted you at all!"


SM_007 steps forward, and begins to sing.

"Good job, my friend,
You achieved your quest in the end,
You fought to win with all of your might,
And you actually won the race, depite,
The Dark Lord Tridus trying to beat you,
Since your victory, people will not say "Who",
When they look at you!"


"MysteryMan, ruler of us now,
Your campaign made us all say wow,
We heard you calling, and we answered you call,
We are no sorry we voted you at all!"


Suddenly, an UFO floats over the field. A beam shoots towards the ground, and an alien appears. It walks forward, and talks,

"Grabbo grabbo grook gok,
Wabba me siero tok,"
(You would have to remove your tongue to say this line)
"Wabba wabba men more grahjukbiz!"

One of the men behind MysteryMan loads his gun, and fires it. The alien shrieks and suddenly speaks English.

"How dare you attack me? I will wage war among your entire race, mwahahahaahahah!"

The alien suddenly disappears. Everyone turns to stare at the bodyguard who fired the shot. "I hit the CD-Player, because someone set it to "Blue" over and over. Who turned it on?"

Adun975, who is still looking groogy from the hit on his head, puts up a hand. The bodyguards speak among themselves. Adun tries to turn around to run, but the bodyguard is in his way and hits him.

"Please, please, I'm sorry," Adun pleads as the men drag him away.

"I think I will head back to my bunk for a minute," MysteryMan tells the bodyguards.

One of the bodyguards hears MysteryMan muttering to himself. The only words he can catch are, "Finally...complete...so...revenge...poor RipTide...Shawn...finally...rule..."

MysteryMan gets up and walks to his hotel. He enters his room, and takes something that will help him in the future, and puts it in a safe. Just as he is about to lock it, he hears a noise from his bed.

MysteryMan turns around, and a figure jumps off his bed, with a club in hand. MysteryMan sees, "Riptide Staff" on his shirt, but as he is about to look up, the club hits MysteryMan on the head. He falls over, hearing...

MysteryMan, ruler of us now,
Your campaign made us all say wow,
We heard you calling, and we answered you call,
We are no sorry we voted you at all!"


Then he hears his safe being opened, and he knows the person is going to steal the item he just put in. He tries to get up, but a foot kicks him in the mouth. MysteryMan is knocked out.

To Be Continued...by you, if you want


The Mystery Attacker - Reed - 2000-03-06 00:00:00