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*Azriel walks to the podium to give his acceptance speach*

Author: Az Templar Of Evahl ()
Date: 2000-05-08 00:00:00

HELLO TO ALL! I am proud to say we did it we have gotten the commies out of office and have crushed their new puppet, nice try kwerky but we know what the people wan;t and that is Azriel but i would like to thank 3 special people whom came in just when things were looking bleak and saved the day although they can not be here today i would like to thank Satan, Former president Lincoln, and Jim Morrison once again i thank you and yes you all get your wonderland passes *caugh* they are in the mail ...looks to sam i hope you will learn from this and hopefully succeed me in the following election.

NOW LETS ALL GET DRUNK AND BURN BAGS O DOG DOO ON KWERKY'S FRONT STEP!

*steps down from podium, walks through crowd shaking hands and smiling to the collected masses*

VOTE AZREIL! ...why vote for a lesser evil?

*Azriel walks to the podium to give his acceptance speach* - Az Templar Of Evahl - 2000-05-08 00:00:00
-*throws the flaming poo-poo at Azriel, killing him* - kwerkey - 2000-05-08 00:00:00
--'Kyle, did you throw doo doo at Eric?' - RStefan01 - 2000-05-08 00:00:00
---*starts signing* - RStefan01 - 2000-05-08 00:00:00
-woohoo, corrupt politics forever!!! - Tridus - 2000-05-08 00:00:00
-Hmm.. alcohol and burning stuff... I could get to like this president. - RStefan01 - 2000-05-08 00:00:00
--So could I. But he is missing, wonton gratuitous sex. Must have that. - Tyrant~|TOA| - 2000-05-08 00:00:00
---I think that'll be handled like the Clinton administration did it hehe - RStefan01 - 2000-05-08 00:00:00