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No! Don't vote for communism!

Author: Psycho Sam! ()
Date: 2000-05-05 00:00:00

I mean... Geeze! Who's been voting for kwerkey? Why have so few people been voting for me? DOes no one want a copy of River City Ransom? Does no one like me?

I mean, we all saw how bad a job BandWidth did, why vote for his candidate? Do we want BandWidth ruling us forever? Will you allow yourselves to be controlled eternally by communism?

I changed my name for you people! And I didn't even change it to something good, NO! I changed it to Psycho freakin Spank!!! Doesn't that mean anything to you?

I thought people were better than this, but this just proves that you people need me! You need me to keep some form of sanity in this forum.

If I'm elected, I'll probably be the first president to actually do something memorable, maybe even the last...


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No! Don't vote for communism! - Psycho Sam! - 2000-05-05 00:00:00