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I've been living in New Brunswick for 16.563 years.
Modified: August 09 2006.
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you bastards will live to regret this...

Author: Tridus ()
Date: 2000-03-06 00:00:00

*Sitting in his keep, the Dark Lord looks stunned*

T - I can't believe it... what.. that kid won over me? Now what???

Sashie - ice cream!

T - ice cream? no... I have a better idea. why don't we go rescue auntie Elayne from the bad men?

S - then ice cream?

T - yes... then ice cream.

S - yay!

T - I guess I better keep up appearances for now so they don't get suspicious...

*Outside in the forum area, and eerie darkness descends over the entire forum as the Dark Lord surveys the area*

T - Alright you worms... you made the biggest, and last, mistake of your miserable little lives! You wanted that worm as president, well now you got him... a lot of good it'll do ya though, I hearby decree that eternal darkness shall be cast upon this place until I am restored to my rightful place!

*insert manacial laughter here*

"If there were no words, no way to speak... I would still hear you..." - Martina McBride

Final Election Results... - Electoral Officer - 2000-03-06 00:00:00
-*Sob* ... I got one vote ... *Sob* - Un-King WizardSlayer - 2000-03-06 00:00:00
-"Yay!" - Reed - 2000-03-06 00:00:00
-you bastards will live to regret this... - Tridus - 2000-03-06 00:00:00
-I lost... Man, you wouldn't believe how hard it is to try to rig an election... - Psycho Sam! - 2000-03-06 00:00:00