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*A large Black Sedan pulls up to the voting station*

Author: Az Templar Of Evahl ()
Date: 2000-05-04 00:00:00

*the door opens and out step a man* but this is no ordinary man , this is a truly great man, not special in any way except for the fact that he is the first of many to come . A trend setter if you will, because he is the first openly corrupt polotitian he throws money to the crowd as he proceeds to the booth and kicks a small puppy out of his way before placing his vote he stops and a hush falls over the masses so they can hear his words.

" thank you all for coming today i look forward to letting each and every one of you whom supports me own just a little piece of me , thats right my offer still stands a vote for me is worth 1% of my soul if you send screen shots to me ibefore and after you vote you get 2 % thats right a 2% If you voters can put your faith in me the least i can do is give you somthing in return,. On another note WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU PEOPLE DOING VOTING KWERKY?! sam i can accept he has run a good campaign and has potential , but kwerky has done nothing for himself and is the puppet of the comunist government you plan to replace, seriously if you dun wanna support me i can live with it *caughfreesoulcaugh*
but at least go sam he has potential

thank you for your time and GO LEAFS GO!

*walks into the voting booth*

VOTE AZREIL! ...why vote for a lesser evil?

*A large Black Sedan pulls up to the voting station* - Az Templar Of Evahl - 2000-05-04 00:00:00
-yes, Azriel for President! - Tridus - 2000-05-04 00:00:00
-Vote for a greater evil! kwerkey! Sub-master of all evahl! - kwerkey - 2000-05-04 00:00:00
--your campaign revolves around getting people to vote for you because the commies said so.VOTE AZ - Az Templar Of Evahl - 2000-05-04 00:00:00