A Goon
Just be warned, as long as you bring it up here, it'll be an itch that someone will have to scratch, and instead of ingernails, they might use a cheese grater for wider and more thorough coverage.
- Thor Shenkel
Liz and I have been together for 17.982 years. Yay us!
Modified: August 09 2006.
Hits: 8591959/12489116
User: Anonymous Coward
Time: 0.05 seconds.

Read Message

Ooh, ooh, I do! If you already haven't...

Author: Reed ()
Date: 2000-03-06 00:00:00

MysteryMan walked up to the throne, where RStefan01, king of them all, sat. MysteryMan quickly bowed.

"Oh, my sir, you are so great,
Your body not filled with one thought of hate,
Never again shall I misspell your name,
Because you are kind and have great fame,"

MysteryMan looked up to see RStefan01, king of them all, looking down at him with an amused smile.

"King of all us, king oh so great,
In your hands, you control my fate,
I want to be President of Riptide,
If you say no, I will scamper away and hide,
For I understand I am not your choice,
You have spoken your wonderful voice"

MysteryMan looked tired, but he continued singing,

"Please, sir, vote for me!
I'll do every work that I can see!
So, please, master of us all,
Hear my call,
Vote for MysteryMannnnnn
(Drag out)
Please, sir, I know you cannnnnnnn!"

So, who wants to buy my vote? - RStefan01 - 2000-03-05 00:00:00
-Ooh, ooh, I do! If you already haven't... - Reed - 2000-03-06 00:00:00
--Actually, I have already voted, as to who? The answer would be Styx. - RStefan01 - 2000-03-06 00:00:00
---WHAT! - Reed - 2000-03-06 00:00:00
-ok... vote for me and you won't get beaten up. - Tridus - 2000-03-05 00:00:00
--Well, I have one less person to consider in my voting hehehehe - RStefan01 - 2000-03-05 00:00:00