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Coke Rules and here is why...

Author: Tyrant~|TOA| ()
Date: 2000-05-03 00:00:00

Because I said so.

But if that is not enough (but we all know it is)

Coke was originally made with what???? COKE

So like people got high off it.

So, now that they cannot add Coke to it anymore, they make their commercials representative of what it would be like ON coke. See the advertiseing genious?

And anyway. Santa Rules cause he drinks Coke, does Coke and even makes it I am sure (What you think all that white powdery stuff at the North pole is snow?)

The polar bears are cute so don't even go there.

As for the machines breaking down... That is cause the Pepsi Deamon goes around breaking them cause it knows no one would drink pepsi if all the Coke Machines worked...

Tyrant for Senator (2nd Term)
Drink Coke, I said so.



Yeah! Go Pepsi go! - Psycho Sam! - 2000-05-03 00:00:00
-Duh. Alfred freakin' EINSTEIN drinks it! It's a no-brainer! 'Da da da da...the Joy of Cola...' - SM_007 - 2000-05-03 00:00:00
-Coke Rules and here is why... - Tyrant~|TOA| - 2000-05-03 00:00:00
--CLOSE YOUR FRICKIN' TAGS! - kwerkey - 2000-05-03 00:00:00
-Have you ever noticed - rRaminrodt - 2000-05-03 00:00:00
--hey the polar bear commercial ruled. :) - Tridus - 2000-05-03 00:00:00
--To tell you the truth, I don't think I've seen any Coke commercials since Christmas... - Psycho Sam! - 2000-05-03 00:00:00
-Well, I NORMALLY like Coke, but now I like Pepsi for a certain reason - kwerkey - 2000-05-03 00:00:00
--We've got a Coke machine right next to the Pepsi machine. =) And they seem to break alot. - Psycho Sam! - 2000-05-03 00:00:00
-you have horrible taste! - Tridus - 2000-05-03 00:00:00
--Of course, both companies offer a wide variety of pop drinks. - SM_007 - 2000-05-03 00:00:00