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Osama has America spooked. All the tough talk, flag-waving and marketing jingo can't hide Osama's strategic victory: he's turned America into it's own worst enemy. Americans are on the run, afraid of one another, spying on each other, suppressing each other's freedoms. On the global stage, the Bush administration is posturing, swaggering, overreacting. September 11th has revealed a superpower more paranoid and vulnerable than anyone could have imagined, and sympathy for the wounded nation is fading fast. America has once again become a rallying point for resistance. It's sad to see the true-blue hero of World War II and of my youth, now turn into a spaghetti-western parody of itself. Right now, I'm more afraid of President Bush and his never- ending war on terrorism than I am of the terrorists themselves.
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And now, to appeal to the more immature voters out there:

Author: Psycho Sam! ()
Date: 2000-04-30 00:00:00

To appeal to the more immature voters out there, I've changed my name back to "Psycho Spank!". I'm hoping this will give me an edge over all the other geezers running in this election.

We want someone hip! Someone cool! Someone who isn't afraid to change their name to Psycho Spank!

Would Azriel change do something like this? No, he'd be too busy looking for his dentures and listening to his "Vanilla Ice" records!

Weould kwerkey do something this cool? No, he'd be too busy contemplating the meaning of baldness while cleaning his 2 inch thick bifocal glasses!

And Let's not forget CuJo... Oh CuJo...

In conclusion, I forget who else is running, and can't think of anything to say about them right now anyway.

Concluding the conclusion, I have to say, vote for me, not those old fogies who think they can run for president...

I am Sam!
Psycho Sam!
Do you like fried eggs and spam???



And now, to appeal to the more immature voters out there: - Psycho Sam! - 2000-04-30 00:00:00