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And now, to appeal to the more immature voters out there:

Author: Psycho Sam! ()
Date: 2000-04-30 00:00:00

To appeal to the more immature voters out there, I've changed my name back to "Psycho Spank!". I'm hoping this will give me an edge over all the other geezers running in this election.

We want someone hip! Someone cool! Someone who isn't afraid to change their name to Psycho Spank!

Would Azriel change do something like this? No, he'd be too busy looking for his dentures and listening to his "Vanilla Ice" records!

Weould kwerkey do something this cool? No, he'd be too busy contemplating the meaning of baldness while cleaning his 2 inch thick bifocal glasses!

And Let's not forget CuJo... Oh CuJo...

In conclusion, I forget who else is running, and can't think of anything to say about them right now anyway.

Concluding the conclusion, I have to say, vote for me, not those old fogies who think they can run for president...

I am Sam!
Psycho Sam!
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And now, to appeal to the more immature voters out there: - Psycho Sam! - 2000-04-30 00:00:00