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Muhahahaha! (quick little continuation)

Author: Tridus ()
Date: 2000-03-05 00:00:00

*Soon to be ruler of the universe, Dark Lord Tridus looks at these impertenient fools who have invaded his private sanctum*.

Tridus - *presses a button on the wall to turn the intercom on* Guards! I have some trash for you to throw out!

*About thirty guards who look a lot like Stormtroopers come in and drag Akwidox and his partner in crime away*

*Tridus sits down at his computer* Now then... Sashie, restore all modified files from the previous backups.

*Sashie beeps and the styles.inc file is restored, but not the user database, as its not included in that command*

T - Now then Sashie... *extends his left hand into the air as if trying to grasp something* give me my sword, those fools are going to pay very very dearly for this.

Sashie - *in a whiny voice* no!

T - *looks shocked* huh? oh whats the problem now?

S - Your a meanie, I want daddy back!

T - *shakes his head* hello, its me! I'm the same person!

S - No, your a big meanie!

T - *sigh* I know sweetie... but its just for a little big longer... then I can get Elayne released from those bad men and things can go back to normal..

S - go beat up on them, they're mean!

T - I can't... we have an agreement.

S - a..gre...mnt? go beat up on them!

T - *sigh* look... we'll talk about this later ok sweetie? I need to go deal with those two...

S - they can help!

T - ... I'll be back.

*Tridus starts making his way down to the dungeon to deal with the intruders and puts the Dark Lord facade back on, although his heart isn't really in it anymore...*

"If there were no words, no way to speak... I would still hear you..." - Martina McBride

Escape from Dark Lord Tridus' Keep: Part II - Un-King WizardSlayer - 2000-03-04 00:00:00
-Muhahahaha! (quick little continuation) - Tridus - 2000-03-05 00:00:00
-oh my... looks like I get to torture you now. How fun for me. :) - Tridus - 2000-03-05 00:00:00