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We now break for an announcement by your sponsors

Author: The Lord DebtAngel ()
Date: 2000-04-27 00:00:00

Are you having problems winning elections? Need to remove a comeptitor from the running? Then vote with your phone!

*knock* *knock*

TerinUnit: TFW? Hosw' trehe?
Voice: Goons.
TerinUnit: Nogso?
Voice: Hired Goons.
*smash* *punch* *kick* *playbite* *thwump*

That's right. 1-800-Go-Goons. Your ticket to the Presidency.


Election-related question... - SM_007 - 2000-04-27 00:00:00
-I'm *not* running :) - /Dev/Null - 2000-04-28 00:00:00
-We now break for an announcement by your sponsors - The Lord DebtAngel - 2000-04-27 00:00:00
-I'm running. Vote for Sam! - Psycho Sam! - 2000-04-27 00:00:00