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Hey Mr. Facist, your lack of logic astounds me!

Author: Psycho Sam! ()
Date: 2000-03-04 00:00:00

On 3/4/00 at 14:47 Dark Lord Tridus wrote:
>When I become President, and remember I *will* become president or there is going to be a lot of injured people around here...

This is just the sort of thing a tyrannical facist dictator would say to generate fear in the voters!

>When I become President, the following changes will be made:

>2. Anons will be banned forever.

This idea of banning Anons is fairly flawed, as I will point out later.

>3. Anyone mentioning my name in a post must bow and say "the reveared Dark Lord Tridus".

As I remember, Hitler had everyone salute and say "Hail Hitler!" whenever he was mentioned, and he's dead!

>4. Anyone wishing to address me directly must approach my throne on their knees and ask for an audience.

>5. Speaking of that, all forumers will be building me a throne. All anons will be builiding me a Tower to put that throne in.

As I said earlier about the Anons being banned, this is quite flawed. How could the anons build you a tower if they're banned? You shall have NO TOWER for your throne, and I believe that would be a fine end to your absolutely pointless campaign.

>Any questions?


Besides, why do you need to be President anyway? You already have power greater than the president would have. You're just greedy!

>"If there were no words, no way to speak... I would still hear you..." - Martina McBride

My new Campaign Platform. - Tridus - 2000-03-04 00:00:00
-You KNOW he's evil because he's quoting Martina McBride! OH NO! - SM_007 - 2000-03-04 00:00:00
-Hey Mr. Facist, your lack of logic astounds me! - Psycho Sam! - 2000-03-04 00:00:00