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My new Campaign Platform.

Author: Tridus ()
Date: 2000-03-04 00:00:00

When I become President, and remember I *will* become president or there is going to be a lot of injured people around here...

When I become President, the following changes will be made:

1. Editing a post will cost $1.00 payable to the Committe for the re-election of Dark Lord Tridus.

2. Anons will be banned forever.

3. Anyone mentioning my name in a post must bow and say "the reveared Dark Lord Tridus".

4. Anyone wishing to address me directly must approach my throne on their knees and ask for an audience.

5. Speaking of that, all forumers will be building me a throne. All anons will be builiding me a Tower to put that throne in.

Any questions?

Muhahaha!

"If there were no words, no way to speak... I would still hear you..." - Martina McBride

My new Campaign Platform. - Tridus - 2000-03-04 00:00:00
-You KNOW he's evil because he's quoting Martina McBride! OH NO! - SM_007 - 2000-03-04 00:00:00
-Hey Mr. Facist, your lack of logic astounds me! - Psycho Sam! - 2000-03-04 00:00:00