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Ya know, I wonder why more people haven't come to me for election...assistance...

Author: SM_007 ()
Date: 2000-04-22 00:00:00

I am just saying, is all. Not that I can be bought out. *Cough.* However, I am the manager and ruler of Riptide Gaming, a Moderator in this forum, and I also host the hugely popular election analysis show, where I do my best to keep an un-biased view of each and every person running in the election. *Cough.* In any event, I just thought I'd mention these little tidbits concerning how I am the most powerful person in Riptide, the most influential political figure, and of course, a man of honour. *Cough.* *Nudge.* *Poke.* *Cough.* Oh, look, there is only two weeks until the next election! Better start getting ready to campaign, people! Good luck! And may the best man...win.

Virtue mine honour

Ya know, I wonder why more people haven't come to me for election...assistance... - SM_007 - 2000-04-22 00:00:00
-Because they know where the real power lies. - Tridus - 2000-04-22 00:00:00
--Don't worry. Soon your forum shall be replaced. Coincidence? We shall see... - SM_007 - 2000-04-22 00:00:00
-Hmmm. - rRaminrodt - 2000-04-22 00:00:00
--I am sure you will find that the elections are kept clean, sir. - SM_007 - 2000-04-22 00:00:00
--Shadowy? No, no, no... We just want to keep control of things. - SoulTaker - 2000-04-22 00:00:00
-Hey! You work for me! - Psycho Sam! - 2000-04-22 00:00:00
--No I don't. - SM_007 - 2000-04-22 00:00:00
---OK then, impliment forum currency so I can bribe you! - Psycho Sam! - 2000-04-22 00:00:00
----Bribe me?! Whatever do you mean, good sir?! *Smacks Psycho Sam! in the back of the head.* - SM_007 - 2000-04-22 00:00:00
-----Umm, what I meant to say was, uhh, give you some laundry. Heh heh heh... - Psycho Sam! - 2000-04-22 00:00:00
------*shakes head* you guys are corrupting polotics ... - Az Templar Of Evahl - 2000-04-22 00:00:00
-------Hey! They were corrupt to begin with! - Psycho Sam! - 2000-04-22 00:00:00
--------yea but when everyone knows about it ...it isn't as fun anymore - Az Templar Of Evahl - 2000-04-22 00:00:00