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And we interrupt this broadcast for the following news bulletin...

Author: Anonymous (Reuters Newswire)
Date: 2000-03-03 00:00:00

*The anchorman can be seen after CNBC's Market Wrap was interrupted*

Anchorman - Ladies and gentlemen... we take you now live to a secured location, where I'm told our very own brave reporter Sarah Kerrigan has escaped from the Hired Goons who captured her and is now going to reveal the truth about this election... Sarah, are you there?

Sarah - Yes I'm here, and it is good to be back James...

Anchorman - Its good ot hear your all right, could you tell us what happened?

Sarah - Well... those goons stopped at a restraurant called "Steer Inn Burgers" to get something to eat, and they got into a scuffle with some armored car Guards... during the commotion, I was able to escape and make my way here.

Anchorman - Fascinating... That is truly increadible Sarah...

Sarah - Thanks... now onto the news... I have concrete evidence that one Tridus, or the "Dark Lord of Riptide" as he apparently goes by, is responsible for not only the goon attacks and the censorship of the election, but also a conspiracy to rig the election itself.

Sarah - Apparently he reconfigured the poll script so that 25% of all votes directed to another candidate would result in an extra vote being given to him... and here is the source code printouts to prove it!

*Sarah holds up several sheets of paper with source code on them*

Anchor - Sarah, what should our viewers do about this? Is it safe to vote still?

Sarah - Oh yes... I contacted the Electoral Officer myself, and he is going to modify the script to prevent Tridus from having his way with it anymore, assuming he doesn't just throw Tridus off the ballot entirely. However I can't see how he could remai... *the signal gets cut off*

Anchor - Sarah? Sarah? Hello? Well... we appear to have lost the feed... I hope that everything is ok there.

Anchor - Ladies and Gentlemen... I urge you to stay in your homes and not panic, I'm sure that things will go ahead smoothly despite the insane efforts of Tridus to win this election...

*regular programming comes back on*

"If there were no words, no way to speak... I would still hear you..." - Martina McBride

And we interrupt this broadcast for the following news bulletin... - Anonymous - 2000-03-03 00:00:00
-*gasp!* - Anonymous - 2000-03-03 00:00:00