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Hmm... Weird...

Author: SoulTaker ()
Date: 2000-04-20 00:00:00

Apparently, more people would prefer to be able to hold their breath for a really long time, instead of getting the priceless ability to ignore their domestic needs, thereby being able to sit at their computers for weeks without pauses.

Not to mention that only one person would like to be able to solve any tech support problem, which I think is a pretty good super power. Better than ice breath or laser sight, I'd say.

You people just don't understand the finer points of life =)

SoulTaker

Hmm... Weird... - SoulTaker - 2000-04-20 00:00:00
-yes, people are most strange. :) - Tridus - 2000-04-20 00:00:00
--But holding your breath underwater is what will win you the battle... - rRaminrodt - 2000-04-20 00:00:00