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The poor little cuban boy isn't so poor after all...

Author: SoulTaker ()
Date: 2000-04-19 00:00:00



No wonder the kid doesn't want to go back to Cuba.
Elian Gonzalez is going to have a rough time making the adjustment to dirt floors, poverty and a motherless, publicity-free existence. Decked out in snappy USA clothes, and trading stocks on his cell phone have prepared Elian for only one thing: MTV's The Real World.

After this picture was snapped, the young Cuban boy jumped into his toy Mercedes 650 and zoomed over to Starbucks for a double laté. Before leaving the U.S. he has plans to go yachting as well as upgrade to a Range Rover.

"Once back in Cuba," the boy said through a translator, "I won't get to surf the web for smut or talk to Gloria Estefan...so I better do it now."


SoulTaker

The poor little cuban boy isn't so poor after all... - SoulTaker - 2000-04-19 00:00:00