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Joke du Jour

Author: Dhsu ()
Date: 2000-04-16 00:00:00

Miss me? Yeah, right... Both joke and quote from Reader's Digest (http://www.readersdigest.com), as usual.

At the airport, Sylvia was anxiously waiting for her daughter's plane. After graduating from college, Ashley had been gone a year, adventuring in faraway places. Sylvia's heart raced when she saw her lovely child step out of the Jetway.

Then she noticed a tall man directly behind Ashley, dressed in feathers and beads, with exotic markings all over his body. Ashley greeted her mother and introduced the man as her husband.

Sylvia felt faint. She screamed, "I said you should marry a rich doctor! A rich doctor!"

"Let the wind blow in your hair while you still have some."

Joke du Jour - Dhsu - 2000-04-16 00:00:00
-=) - RStefan01 - 2000-04-16 00:00:00