A Goon
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*While Edge is speaking*

Author: Anonymous (Hired Goons)
Date: 2000-03-02 00:00:00

Edge - Yes, thats right folks... that is the truth.

Goon 1 - Our employer has a message for you.

Edge - Oh?

Goon 2 - yeah... he says that since your so fond of these images you made, we should make your body match them.

*The two goons proceed to beat up Edge and turn him Black and Blue*

*The goons then adjust their ties and leave a business card on him as they walk away*

Hired Goons - When you want that personal touch.
1-888-gogoons
http://www.hiredgoons.com/

*While Edge is speaking* - Anonymous - 2000-03-02 00:00:00
-look at this! I implore all the candidates to stop this violence immediately! - Tridus - 2000-03-02 00:00:00
--"People, listen to me!" - Reed - 2000-03-02 00:00:00
---you dare slander my good name!? - Tridus - 2000-03-02 00:00:00
----"THAT'S IT!" - Reed - 2000-03-02 00:00:00