A Goon
If you can go to bed each night knowing you did something truly valuable, you're a lucky guy. If you can't, it's not bedtime yet.
- orpheus
I've been living in New Brunswick for 16.011 years.
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Author: The Lord DebtAngel ()
Date: 2000-04-10 00:00:00

Have an itch that you just can't scratch?
Does somebody owe you protection money?
Are people recklessly walking away with your President in a bag? *muffled scream*
Then you need Goons.
Goons! That's right, there are Goons in your town and their services are available for a reasonable rate(1). Just call our national hit centre, and our middlemen will set up the encounter. All billing is private and confidential(2).
1-800-Go-Goons. For all your gooning needs.

(1) Must be legal drinking age, or have something that looks like a valid ID. Call 1-800-Fake-IDs for expedited eligibility.
(2) Unless, of course, we can profit by playing one side over the other.

Is it not nifty? Sluggy Freelance. Worship the comic.

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