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Daily Political Happenings by SM_007, Political Analyst

Author: SM_007 ()
Date: 2000-03-02 00:00:00

*After the CNN logo disappears, and the opening show credits run through, we see a desk

SM:007: Is it election time already? Well, let's get right to it...

*SM_007 smiles, and turns to face another camera.*

SM_007: As always, the time comes when the masses all try to decide for whom they want to vote for in the upcoming elections. And as such, this daily show is brought forth to help the masses come to that decision. Here, as a Professional Political Analyst, I will recap the events which have transpired during the day, help to organize the various platforms of the different parties, and most importantly, I shall do my best to keep an unbiased view towards every person running for President. But perhaps most importantly, I will always tell it like it is.

*SM_007 spins around in his chair a few times, and stops when he feels dizzy and manages to look into another camera.*

SM_007: Later tonight, we will have another very special election show this afternoon, which will include a head-to-head interview with both Sid6.9 and Tridus, the two most leading powers in this election. Will the respectable Tridus be able to verbally run-around the charismatic Sid6.9? We'll see! Also on the show later tonight, we will give you all a run-down of every person running for election, their stances on various issues, and of course, what promises they are making to the community. Until then, this is SM_007, signing off...

*SM_007 falls out of his chair and starts rolling around the floor.*

SM_007: Whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop!

*The lights fade as the closing credits role, and a voiceover man tells the audience who does SM_007's clothing and when they can catch other live CNN updates on the political race.*

SM_007

Daily Political Happenings by SM_007, Political Analyst - SM_007 - 2000-03-02 00:00:00
-What! You lie! I'm ahead too! I'll get into that debate somehow! =) - Reed - 2000-03-02 00:00:00