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Of course the FAQ isn't 100% correct. Much of it is devoted to describing opposing viewpoints on key questions. For example, consider the 'Who killed Asmodean?' entry. Numerous theories are presented, but at most one of them is correct and the rest are wrong -- unless Asmodean was killed by a posse consisting of various Forsaken, Myrdraal, darkfriend Aiel, Padan Fain, and Bela.
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A Time for Lust.

Author: BandWidth ()
Date: 2000-04-10 00:00:00

It was a time for blood. It was a time for lust. John sat utop his high seat of power awaiting that which was rightfully his. There was the taste of blood on his tongue. A sour and bitter taste it was, yet also contained the sweetness of legend.

A dong was overheard in the court. The populace new it was time to pay homage to their leader. Three citizens were taken utop the mound where they met John in first person view.

"It is over!" Raged John.

"Nein!" Spake the young man, who carried a spirit of vigilance with him.

With these words, John impaled the man with a stroke of luck, leaving his insides to melt onto the floor. John quickly consumed the mess and moved onto the other two.

Screaming in terror, the other two quickly committed suicide so that I won't have to write this shit anymore. This is just totally fucked up.



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A Time for Lust. - BandWidth - 2000-04-10 00:00:00