It seems that Cthulhu has already returned, in shape of Bill Gates...Author: SoulTaker ()
Date: 2000-04-10 00:00:00
And I'm quoting from the page:
"It is said that They will return, causing worldwide insanity and mindless violence before finally displacing humanity forever."
Now, has Bill Gates not done this? He has definitely caused worldwide insanity... Just look at all the people who on purpose buys the worst software they can find! Deer Hunter as a national bestseller, spawning 2 sequels due to its massive success! And HeadGames games flourishing! Not to mention Windows! Bill Gates has caused worldwide insanity indeed.
And mindless violence? I'm sure that many of the school shootings were just because some kid got so angry at Bill Gates that he had to direct his hate somewhere...
As for finnaly displacing humanity forever... Well, the worst is still to come.
"It seemed to be a sort of monster, or symbol representing a monster, of a form which only a diseased fancy could conceive. If I say that my somewhat extravagant imagination yielded simultaneous pictures of an octopus, a dragon, and a human caricature, I shall not be unfaithful to the spirit of the thing. A pulpy, tentacled head surmounted a grotesque and scaly body with rudimentary wings; but it was the general outline of the whole which made it most shockingly frightful."
Need I say more? This is Bill Gates. Notice the "human caricature" part.
Vote for Bill "Cthulhu" Gates! Why vote for a lesser evil?
already campaigning? hmm.. here's all I have to say about that. - undertow - 2000-04-10 00:00:00
-It seems that Cthulhu has already returned, in shape of Bill Gates... - SoulTaker - 2000-04-10 00:00:00
--whats wrong with deer hunter? - Tridus - 2000-04-10 00:00:00
---Re:whats wrong with deer hunter? - SoulTaker - 2000-04-10 00:00:00
----Deer Hunter also cost $20 - Tridus - 2000-04-10 00:00:00
-----Yeah, but... - SoulTaker - 2000-04-10 00:00:00
------well, yeah... but I didn't like seven kingdoms - Tridus - 2000-04-10 00:00:00
-------Re:well, yeah... but I didn't like seven kingdoms - SoulTaker - 2000-04-10 00:00:00