A vote for Sid6.9, is a vote for you!Author: Sid6.9 ()
Date: 2000-03-02 00:00:00
* As Sid6.9 stands aboard the back of a train *
The Sigma Forum crowd is mingling about, talking amongst themselves about the upcoming Forum President Elections...
Sid6.9 (On the microphone)- My friends, my dear friends please lend my your ears for a moment.
The crowd calms down a bit with anticipation on what Sid6.9 is going to say.
Sid6.9- 4 hours and seven minutes ago, the evil tyrant by the name of Tridus declared an election to be held for Presidential rights here in our forum. These elections came about because of the Anons being segregated from the rest of us. I speak for the Anon Party, and as the Anon parties canidate I wish to address the issues at hand.
The crowd is totally silent as Sid6.9 continues...
Sid6.9- My friends, with this election, we shall overthrow the tyranny that Tridus has started amongst the other Anons which I support. Now I know this may sound like mud-slinging, but listen to what I say.
Sid6.9 pulls out a portrait of Tridus...
Sid6.9- This is the tyrant himself, Tridus. Notice the eyebrows on this candidate. Can you trust a leader that has such bushy eyebrows. The eyebrows lead into the soul, and as said time and time before, he who has the bushy eyebrows is the spawn of Satan.
The crowd looks around at one another and shrugs...
Sid6.9- But to look beyond that lets look at what this said presidental candidate has done to you all. He first started a forum, one that you must have a password to get into. Why would he want a password to allow you all into the forum? Why is it that only he can allow a person to recieve a password? I tell you my friends, he says that all will get a name on his ticket, but what price do you pay for that name. You must bow to him like he is a god to receive said name. And if you don't then he will not give you said name. This is only the start of his tyranny of rule over us.
Someone in the crowd shouts...
MysteryMan- But he gave me my name without having to worship him.
Sid6.9- Ahh my friend, that is what he wants you to think. Who is it that you had to ask for the Password?
Sid6.9- Who is the one that allowed you to have that name?
Sid6.9- You see my friend, you befell his trap. You already are worshipping him by asking for the password, then he perpurtrated upon you your name and password. You befell him.
MysteryMan- Yeah, but you had to ask for the password. What about you? You worship him too.
The crowd nods in agreement over this...
Sid6.9- Ahh my friend, ya see, he asked me to join him! He asked me to come. I have the conversation on tape! And if need be I will play said tape.
Edge- Yeah so what, you agreed to join him, why should we trust you? You did say he asked and you agreed, so what about that?
The crowd once again nods in agreement with that question...
Sid6.9- My friend, I only came because he guareented my that this would be a free forum, one of free will, and the ability to post, edit and use the Anon tag. That is where I seen his tyranny the most.
The crowd looks around at one another...
Sid6.9- You see, just today, what does he do to my Anonymous friends. He takes away there tag of ANON and replace it with a non-color anonymous. Showing he cares not for the Anons. But his treachery runs deeper. He also revoked the right to let the Anons edit their own posts!
The crowd gasps at this...* GASP *
Sid6.9- Yes my friends, no longer can the Anons edit their own posts. And he says that his forum as president would be fair for all. How is that fair my friends, how can the Anons be treated fairly when they do not have the rights that we do!
The crowd looks at one another and agrees that it isn't fair.
Sid6.9- You see my friends, he wants to stop the Anons from posting to get them to ask for a password. You see he wants to be a God here, and not have everything fair. How can it be fair if the Anons do not have the same libirties that we all have! How can the Anons be welcome here when they have their livelihoods pulled from them like a rug being pulled out from under us?
The crowd nods and starts to chat again about it not being right...
Sid6.9- My friends, with me as your president, everyone will have the same rights and privleges on the Sigma Forum. As president I shall ensure that all get to post and edit there own posts, no matter if they want to be known or not. I shall ensure that equality is observed and that no one person shall be deemed over all of us. Myself included, I will work for you! I will work for the rights, and eliminate all the wrongs! Together we will work for a free and equitable Forum, where all people, from the ones with names, to the nameless Anons shall have all the same freedoms. So a vote for Sid6.9 is a vote for you!
What's that name?
The crowd- Sid6.9
Sid6.9- What is it again?
The Crowd- SID6.9!!!
Sid6.9- And who do we hate?
The Crowd- Tridus!
Sid6.9- And who are you going to vote for?
The Crowd- * Loud Cheer * We don't know!
Sid6.9- Well remember these words my friends, The Tyranny stops today! So on the day of the vote remember to say "NO" to Tridus. A vote for Tridus, means a vote for Tyranny! A vote for Sid6.9, means a vote
Sid6.9 pauses for a moment as he surveys the crowd as the wait for his reaction...
Sid6.9- FOR YOUR FREEDOM!!! FREEEDDDOOOOMMMMM!!! FREEEEEEDDDOOOOMMMMMMMMM!
The crowd brandishing there swords and sheilds- FREEDOM! FREEDOM! FREEDOM!
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A vote for Sid6.9, is a vote for you! - Sid6.9 - 2000-03-02 00:00:00
-In CounterAttack... - Reed - 2000-03-02 00:00:00
-A message for Sid6.9 - Anonymous - 2000-03-02 00:00:00
--oh my what a tragedy! if elected I promise to stop these heinous attacks! - Tridus - 2000-03-02 00:00:00