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Bennie

Author: Anonymous ()
Date: 2000-04-09 00:00:00

Bennie's Big Quest: Part 1

Bennie was standing in his house. His cat walked forward and sat down. Bennie's cat was black with red and yellow spots on his head. Bennie was tall. Bennie saw outside. It was a window that he saw through. Bennie's house was green and white. It was a nice house with stairs and a door. The door was tall because Bennie was tall too.
"I like math" said Bennie.
Bennie looked down at his feet. Math questions on the floor were not done so Bennie did them all!
"I am done!" said Bennie. Bennie did the math questions over again so he could make sure he knew them because of a test tomorrow at his school. His school was Bennie's school of learning. It was in his house. He was the teachers and the principal too, but he was the students too. Bennie did everything alots.

THE END




Bennie - Anonymous - 2000-04-09 00:00:00
-Of course. It all makes sense to me now. - SM_007 - 2000-04-10 00:00:00
-*Spontaneously combusts* - BandWidth - 2000-04-09 00:00:00
-*starts shaking violently upon reading this* - Psycho Sam! - 2000-04-09 00:00:00
--slaps psycho sam [nt] - lil bo shepherd - 2000-04-09 00:00:00
---*Slaps Lil Bo Shepherd* Use the NT checkbox, foo'! - SoulTaker - 2000-04-10 00:00:00
---You do realize there's an NT button, right? *presses NT button* - Psycho Sam! - 2000-04-09 00:00:00