A Goon
How can anybody be enlightened? Truth is after all so poorly lit.
- Anonymous
School start again in 0 hours. Yikes!
Modified: August 09 2006.
Hits: 7240330/11057226
User: Anonymous Coward
Time: 0.05 seconds.

Read Message

ROFL!!

Author: BandWidth ()
Date: 2000-04-09 00:00:00

On 4/9/00 at 15:54 kwerkey wrote:
>A rich, lonely widow decided that she needed another man in her
>life, so she placed a personal ad that read:

>RICH WIDOW LOOKING FOR MAN TO SHARE LIFE AND FORTUNE WITH THE
>FOLLOWING QUALIFICATIONS:

>1. WON'T BEAT ME UP
>2. WON'T RUN AWAY
>3. HAS TO BE GREAT IN BED

>For several months, her phone rang off the hook, her doorbell was
>ringing constantly, she received tons of mail...all to no avail.
>None of the men seemed to meet her qualifications.

>Then one day the doorbell rang yet again. She opened the door to
>find a man, with no arms and no legs, lying on the welcome mat.
>Perplexed, she asked, "Who are you and what do you want?"

>"Hi," said the man "Your search is over, for I am the man of your
>dreams. I've got no arms, so I can't beat you up and I've got no
>legs, so I can't run away."

>The old woman asked, "What makes you think you're so great in
>bed?"

>To which he replied, "I rang the doorbell, didn't I?"

>
>ETA: Closer than you think...



BandWidth

President and Beloved Leader



JOTM (Joke of the Moment) - kwerkey - 2000-04-09 00:00:00
-hahahahahah <nt> - lil bo shepherd - 2000-04-09 00:00:00
-ROFL!! - BandWidth - 2000-04-09 00:00:00