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Osama has America spooked. All the tough talk, flag-waving and marketing jingo can't hide Osama's strategic victory: he's turned America into it's own worst enemy. Americans are on the run, afraid of one another, spying on each other, suppressing each other's freedoms. On the global stage, the Bush administration is posturing, swaggering, overreacting. September 11th has revealed a superpower more paranoid and vulnerable than anyone could have imagined, and sympathy for the wounded nation is fading fast. America has once again become a rallying point for resistance. It's sad to see the true-blue hero of World War II and of my youth, now turn into a spaghetti-western parody of itself. Right now, I'm more afraid of President Bush and his never- ending war on terrorism than I am of the terrorists themselves.
- Kallie Lasn
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ROFL!!

Author: BandWidth ()
Date: 2000-04-09 00:00:00

On 4/9/00 at 15:54 kwerkey wrote:
>A rich, lonely widow decided that she needed another man in her
>life, so she placed a personal ad that read:

>RICH WIDOW LOOKING FOR MAN TO SHARE LIFE AND FORTUNE WITH THE
>FOLLOWING QUALIFICATIONS:

>1. WON'T BEAT ME UP
>2. WON'T RUN AWAY
>3. HAS TO BE GREAT IN BED

>For several months, her phone rang off the hook, her doorbell was
>ringing constantly, she received tons of mail...all to no avail.
>None of the men seemed to meet her qualifications.

>Then one day the doorbell rang yet again. She opened the door to
>find a man, with no arms and no legs, lying on the welcome mat.
>Perplexed, she asked, "Who are you and what do you want?"

>"Hi," said the man "Your search is over, for I am the man of your
>dreams. I've got no arms, so I can't beat you up and I've got no
>legs, so I can't run away."

>The old woman asked, "What makes you think you're so great in
>bed?"

>To which he replied, "I rang the doorbell, didn't I?"

>
>ETA: Closer than you think...



BandWidth

President and Beloved Leader



JOTM (Joke of the Moment) - kwerkey - 2000-04-09 00:00:00
-hahahahahah <nt> - lil bo shepherd - 2000-04-09 00:00:00
-ROFL!! - BandWidth - 2000-04-09 00:00:00