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kwerkey for President!

Author: kwerkey ()
Date: 2000-03-01 00:00:00

kwerkey for President!
I, kwerkey, do hearby nominate myself for the office of President of ...*silence*....the forum (I guess)! If I am elected, I promise to:
  • Hold the office with dignity and honor
  • Be as helpful as possible to my fellow forumers
  • Offer support to those in need

  • And probably most importantly of all:
  • Not get pissed off when people misspell or capitolize my name!

So as you can see, kwerkey would make a great President of the forum!

--kwerkey "Reality sucks, welcome to insanity"
ETA: Soon

kwerkey for President! - kwerkey - 2000-03-01 00:00:00
-Gimmicks are nice and pretty my friends, but they do not answer the issues! - Sid6.9 - 2000-03-02 00:00:00