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Azriel for President!

Author: Tridus ()
Date: 2000-04-09 00:00:00

Booo! Psycho Sam has been around here too long, we need fresh blood to lead us, the kind that Azriel as a newbie provides!

Look at what Azriel has going for him:

  1. An expensive campaign: Azriel has spent the money to get things done around here, like his exclusive ad up in the Quote Space. Psycho Sam so far as put none of his own money on the line for this election. Do you really want a cheap president, someone not willing to spend what it takes to earn your support!? I thought not!
  2. The very best in campaign management: Featuring yours truly, what more can you possibly ask for?
  3. Is soft on petty theft: After all, he's a master theif. If you ask, I'm sure he'll give you lessons in exchange for your vote.
  4. An unbeatable deal: Azriel is offering 1% of his soul in exchange for your vote. That is truly a rare collectors item, one which you can not afford to pass up! Guaranteed to go up in value!*

So remember all these things and vote Azriel! After all, not voting for Azriel would just be silly.

* not a guarantee

If there were no words, no way to speak... I would still hear you... - Martina McBride

Vote Psycho Sam! for President! - SM_007 - 2000-04-09 00:00:00
-Azriel for President! - Tridus - 2000-04-09 00:00:00
--Why listen to a man who is a convicted liar? - SM_007 - 2000-04-09 00:00:00
---Your lies, misinformation, propagana, and fear tactics will not save you. The truth will come out! - Tridus - 2000-04-09 00:00:00
----Jealousy and paranoia do not count as facts. - SM_007 - 2000-04-09 00:00:00
-Is he democratic or psychotic? =) - SoulTaker - 2000-04-09 00:00:00
--Umm... a little from column A, a little from column B. And a whole lot from C... - Psycho Sam! - 2000-04-09 00:00:00
---Okay, that was just weird. We had the same idea. *Shudder.* - SM_007 - 2000-04-09 00:00:00
----You 2 are just plain old scary. - SoulTaker - 2000-04-09 00:00:00
--A little from column A, a little from column B... - SM_007 - 2000-04-09 00:00:00
---Hey... Something's fishy here... - Psycho Sam! - 2000-04-09 00:00:00